Me: Whats that dino with the claws over there? Lemme check.
Therizinosaurus: So you have chosen death.
This actually happened to me and it decimated my dodo flock (DONT U DARE ASK ABOUT MY DODOS) and my lystosaurus in a matter of seconds.
Open the Dododex app on iOS or Android, select a creature, and go to Tips > Submit Tip.
Diplo General: Ok, it looks like the humans are coming for us. But I have a plan. When they approach, we nuzzle them.
Diplo Soldier: Sir, you're a genius.
-AnOversimplifiedFan
How to play with Cnidaria
1: Obliterate them with a rocket launcher
2: Obliterate them with a rocket launcher
3: Obliterate them with a Golden Scar
4: Obliterate them with a Diamond Sword
5: Obliterate…
Hypothetical situation: 40 well trained high damage and health dodos that can take down a triceratops in seconds vs a flat aggressive pancake boi
Me when i first saw an anky on herb island:
That big? You have GOT to be kidding me.
I had a dodo named charles and when i thought he was in his pen he was near my side. I named him faithful charles and hes retired on herb island.
Up if you like this.
Sooooooooooooo when i was taming my second diplo it nudged me to cnidaria filled waters. I escaped unharmed while the diplo was still nudging me like nothing happened. The naiveness of these guys! The ark gamepedia…
Me everytime i see these giant ants: where da queen
I was taming a parasaur when a raptor attacked my guarding diplocodus. It was knocked back by my diplo's attacked until i took action and killed it with a hatchet. AND THAT IS WHY U SHOULD HAVE A GUARD DINO WITH U AT…
Me talking to my female parasaur: I cant get over your baby. Its so cute. Why is it so cute?
It just wants to be friends! Yeah, it pushed you off a 1028362m cliff and you died but it still wants to ne friendsπ. Yeeeessss it pushed you into a bajillion tickle chickens that spawned there for no reason but who…
If humanity wants it dead
Humanity gets it dead
Dont forget that fellow players.
Dont. Forget. That.
Overconfident Player: Im so powerful i can kill a rex it two punches (sees raptor) IM GONNA KILL U RAPTOR! *punch*
Raptor: according to the contract u signed by punching me, your soul is mine now
Ark Mobile noobs: Nooooo u cant just pounce and immobilize us
Raptors: haha noobs go oof
