Overconfident Player: Im so powerful i can kill a rex it two punches (sees raptor) IM GONNA KILL U RAPTOR! *punch*
Raptor: according to the contract u signed by punching me, your soul is mine now
Open the Dododex app on iOS or Android, select a creature, and go to Tips > Submit Tip.
Diplo General: Ok, it looks like the humans are coming for us. But I have a plan. When they approach, we nuzzle them.
Diplo Soldier: Sir, you're a genius.
-AnOversimplifiedFan
How to play with Cnidaria
1: Obliterate them with a rocket launcher
2: Obliterate them with a rocket launcher
3: Obliterate them with a Golden Scar
4: Obliterate them with a Diamond Sword
5: Obliterate…
Me: Whats that dino with the claws over there? Lemme check.
Therizinosaurus: So you have chosen death.
This actually happened to me and it decimated my dodo flock (DONT U DARE ASK ABOUT MY DODOS) and my lystosaurus…
Hypothetical situation: 40 well trained high damage and health dodos that can take down a triceratops in seconds vs a flat aggressive pancake boi
Me when i first saw an anky on herb island:
That big? You have GOT to be kidding me.
I had a dodo named charles and when i thought he was in his pen he was near my side. I named him faithful charles and hes retired on herb island.
Up if you like this.
Sooooooooooooo when i was taming my second diplo it nudged me to cnidaria filled waters. I escaped unharmed while the diplo was still nudging me like nothing happened. The naiveness of these guys! The ark gamepedia…
Me everytime i see these giant ants: where da queen
I was taming a parasaur when a raptor attacked my guarding diplocodus. It was knocked back by my diplo's attacked until i took action and killed it with a hatchet. AND THAT IS WHY U SHOULD HAVE A GUARD DINO WITH U AT…
Me talking to my female parasaur: I cant get over your baby. Its so cute. Why is it so cute?
It just wants to be friends! Yeah, it pushed you off a 1028362m cliff and you died but it still wants to ne friendsπ. Yeeeessss it pushed you into a bajillion tickle chickens that spawned there for no reason but who…
If humanity wants it dead
Humanity gets it dead
Dont forget that fellow players.
Dont. Forget. That.
Ark Mobile noobs: Nooooo u cant just pounce and immobilize us
Raptors: haha noobs go oof