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I was taming a parasaur when a raptor attacked my guarding diplocodus.

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I was taming a parasaur when a raptor attacked my guarding diplocodus. It was knocked back by my diplo's attacked until i took action and killed it with a hatchet. AND THAT IS WHY U SHOULD HAVE A GUARD DINO WITH U AT ALL TIMES.

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