A long long time ago, there was a beautiful home. Pretty little flowers, electricity and lawn mowers, But there was this bird you see, an ugly one you see, long nails and blower. Two tamed Zinos you see. The fought to the death you see, lvl 23, Poor thing, poor thing. Killed in a one slash. The base was demoshised, but sadly you see, there is no hero to the story, Gatlander Argie lvl 773 Set on passive, woe to me. Killed and destroyed, Poor thing, Poor thing.

-Song from Sweeney Todd demon barber of Fleet Street. True story.

By Lord O’Brien