The night was dark and I did fart, but a glowing awoke the…

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The night was dark and I did fart, but a glowing awoke the beasts of the shore, a red Rex came to me and said, you will see all the gore, it destroyed trikes argies and more as bodies piled up on the floor, I tried to escape to an island but the red Rex followed me to the shore, and let me tell you the island was no longer full of herbivores, but a hero awoke a titanosaur, fought to the near death and won this battle and more, now trikes and stegos tell this tale to their children and you can still see the titanosaur, he died after a while and let me tell you, rexes don’t come round here no more, vote for more good stories

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