They are just huge flappy birds
Terror Bird
Jokes and funny moments about the Terror Bird from ARK players.
I hate these so much they always me on scorched Earth I hate these chickens so much they're the worst things in the world someone please burn one
When a dodo goes to the gym 5 times a week.
A noobs worst redwoods nightmare
Me:this will be fun..*makes all of the terror birds stats 1* now it’s trash!
IM DA BIGGEST BIRD IM DA BIGGEST BIRD
BIGGER THAN A CASSOWARY OR AN OSTRICH
but not bigger than TICKLE CHICKEN
A swarm of this killed an alpha rex and well they didn’t kill cuz i stole the kill >:D
It’s the kelelen’s cousin
And it’s brother is a dodo.
Anyone know where they got there name? They saw themselves faces in the mirror and all of them died
How to tame a terror Bird:
1.tame a dodo
2.grow the dodo
3.name It terror Bird
4.colour It black
5.the terror Bird Is ready 😜👍
The mafia himself
(Be ware they going in groups and they can be really annoying)
Look at the talk dodo before he look at you
who needs a parachute when you have one of these
Me:sees a terrorbird
Terror:ello there neighbor
Me:hello can I tame you?
Terror:sure
Me:tames and crafts saddle
This was the story of my first Terror bird it wasn't really like this but it was kinda same
Dodos small and slow but the EVOLUTION has caused them to become a big and speedy 😈
Wait they fit thru regular doors, but not DOUBLE DOORS
The only nice terror bird: hey survivor, could you put me on a mountain? I wanna fly!
Survivor:But you can’t f-
Terror bird: PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP AND CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES
Survivor: fine
*argentavis picks up terror bird*
Survivor: here you go! I’ll watch!
*terror…
The only nice terror bird: hey survivor, could you put me on a mountain? I wanna fly!
Survivor:But you can’t f-
Terror bird: PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP AND CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES
Survivor: fine
*argentavis picks up terror bird*
Survivor: here you go! I’ll watch!
*terror bird jumps*
Terror bird:I’m flying! I wanna go higher!*flaps wings, clears throat* I said, I wanna go higher! Why isn’t this working, oh yah, terror birds can only glide.
Pokémon! Your my best friend!
Survivor strolls in tall grass,
You’ve encountered a wild dodo!
🫵🏻vs🦤
Go Peggy!(lystrosaurus)
Use pathetic head butt!*throws Pokéball* duh duh… duh duh… duh duh… DING!
you tamed a dodo!(lv negative 100)
Later… …
Pokémon! Your my best friend!
Survivor strolls in tall grass,
You’ve encountered a wild dodo!
🫵🏻vs🦤
Go Peggy!(lystrosaurus)
Use pathetic head butt!*throws Pokéball* duh duh… duh duh… duh duh… DING!
you tamed a dodo!(lv negative 100)
Later… *Pokéball opens* Whats this? Your dodo is trying to evolve!
*Terror bird emerges from pathetic dodo* You earned a saddle! Check what creature it’s for! Saddle: Terror bird.
Evolves again, It’s a argentavis!
^
Il, a dodo Rex!?
II, a dodo wyvern! Wow!
Wait, how does (according to this) a terror bird fifth through a regular doorframe, but not a double doorframe??
BEWARE THIS IS THE UNHOLY OF SPING OF A DODO AND A RAPTOR!!!!
In other words…
Ladies and gentlemen please be warned. This is the perfect blend of 2 of deadliest creatures that have ever walked the earth. We call it, the dodo raptor.🦤