IM DA BIGGEST BIRD IM DA BIGGEST BIRD

BIGGER THAN A CASSOWARY OR AN OSTRICH

but not bigger than TICKLE CHICKEN

When a dodo goes to the gym 5 times a week.

Me:sees a terrorbird

Terror:ello there neighbor

Me:hello can I tame you?

Terror:sure

Me:tames and crafts saddle

This was the story of my first Terror bird it wasn't really like this but it was kinda same

The mafia himself

(Be ware they going in groups and they can be really annoying)

A swarm of this killed an alpha rex and well they didn’t kill cuz i stole the kill >:D

It’s the kelelen’s cousin

And it’s brother is a dodo.

who needs a parachute when you have one of these

Look at the talk dodo before he look at you

Anyone know where they got there name? They saw themselves faces in the mirror and all of them died

Wait they fit thru regular doors, but not DOUBLE DOORS

Dodos small and slow but the EVOLUTION has caused them to become a big and speedy 😈

The only nice terror bird: hey survivor, could you put me on a mountain? I wanna fly!

Survivor:But you can’t f-

Terror bird: PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP AND CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES

Survivor: fine

*argentavis picks up terror bird*

Survivor: here you go! I’ll watch!

*terror bird jumps*

Terror bird:I’m flying! I wanna go higher!*flaps wings, clears throat* I said, I wanna go higher! Why isn’t this working, oh yah, terror birds can only glide.

Pokémon! Your my best friend!

Survivor strolls in tall grass,

You’ve encountered a wild dodo!

🫵🏻vs🦤

Go Peggy!(lystrosaurus)

Use pathetic head butt!*throws Pokéball* duh duh… duh duh… duh duh… DING!

you tamed a dodo!(lv negative 100)

Later… *Pokéball opens* Whats this? Your dodo is trying to evolve!

*Terror bird emerges from pathetic dodo* You earned a saddle! Check what creature it’s for! Saddle: Terror bird.

Evolves again, It’s a argentavis!

^

Il, a dodo Rex!?

II, a dodo wyvern! Wow!

Wait, how does (according to this) a terror bird fifth through a regular doorframe, but not a double doorframe??

BEWARE THIS IS THE UNHOLY OF SPING OF A DODO AND A RAPTOR!!!!

In other words…

Ladies and gentlemen please be warned. This is the perfect blend of 2 of deadliest creatures that have ever walked the earth. We call it, the dodo raptor.🦤

Terror bird: when you give your dodos to much stimulus

Make sure not to tame one well your hatching a deinonychus egg, almost lot the deinonychus lucky the one i tamed was hecka fast i made it back, i almost missed the egg but i got 3 minutes before it hatched.

wow I think the red woods sounds like a nice place to be *terror bird: there called red woods because there painted with blood of humans who enter

Ah yes the desert raptor

More words

When I first saw one:

Me: Hey look terror birds!!!

friend: cool hey look there’s three!

me:four?

friends: Five?

Me: six?

Friend: Seven!

YOU WHERE KILLED BY TERROR BIRDS