The only nice terror bird: hey survivor, could you put me on a mountain? I wanna fly!

Survivor:But you can’t f-

Terror bird: PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP AND CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES

Survivor: fine

*argentavis picks up terror bird*

Survivor: here you go! I’ll watch!

*terror bird jumps*

Terror bird:I’m flying! I wanna go higher!*flaps wings, clears throat* I said, I wanna go higher! Why isn’t this working, oh yah, terror birds can only glide.