Me: Ima go live in the redwoods

Terror birds: aw hell nah

These guys are basically a bigger compy. Will attack anything and most likely die.

It was a normal day back when I was still hunting and eating dodos. I had encountered three and had killed two of them, while one had slowly run away. I was too lazy at the time to chase after it. Little did I know the mistake I just made. Just minutes later, the three big brothers came crashing through the underbrush, killing me and exacting revenge. I’ve never killed another dodo😔

Wow a dodo! Ima go punch it!

Terror bird: I’m not a dodo boiiiiii

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

U need some milk!!!!!

No., me mommeeee packed me Mac an cheese hahaha looser

Hate these god damn things. I was flying my pteradon above a redwood forest and I landed to get its stamina back but I accidentally got of it and got swarmed by terror bird. I found my pteradon but they hit it and it flew away. I saw it land again but the terror birds killed me and it before I could get to him.

Bob: “Aw, hey little guy you seem cute? What harm can you do?”

Terror Bird: “CuTe Am I bOb? HaHa! YoU wIlL fInD tHiS cUtE tHeN, bOb!”

Terror bird: pecks Bob to death.

Bob: Cries.

I once saw a

Dodo but it was this actually

Wild card took this from Jurassic world the game seriously I am not lieing dude

Once a dodo and a rex met, the dodo didnt kill the rex because it was rather friendly. Then the got married! And some of their children were dodos, terror birds, dodorexes or dodowyverns. Then they all killed all the things in their way. And then they became halloween champs. Thats why youre seeing skeleton dinos around.

I was planning to paint it green and call it duolingo

Dodo with thicc necc and looong fooot

Fun fact terror birds me: NEEEEEEEEEERD

"Tamable" dude who tf r going to tame these asholes huh?

There is the reason behind there name to redwood beach bobs..TERROR BIRD…IT TERRORS BEACH BOBS

But you can use this, floatation device, a a, gonna see me floating, they be hatin, put both feet, ah ah, if you put both feet we'll give you a big bag of raw prime meat, raw prime meat??!, damn it man, raw prime?, premium from bronto, now i have to consiplate, i have to consider, nah nah im aquaphobic

They look like ass blasters from tremors 2

WOW Its A fast Animal looks like a dodo its great im gonna tame it with my Power club

please Don't be stupid like me And DONT CHASE IT EVEN IF U HAVE TEK GIGA

What a good day this place looks safe look a dodo…umm that’s a big dodo I think I will go away…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-dies

My life goal is to amass an army of these fellas. I think i would be quite formidable😂

Dodos don’t like being called stupid, or they will attack you.