Me: Ima go live in the redwoods

Terror birds: aw hell nah

These guys are basically a bigger compy. Will attack anything and most likely die.

It was a normal day back when I was still hunting and eating dodos. I had encountered three and had killed two of them, while one had slowly run away. I was too lazy at the time to chase after it. Little did I know the mistake I just made. Just minutes later, the three big brothers came crashing through the underbrush, killing me and exacting revenge. I’ve never killed another dodo😔

Wow a dodo! Ima go punch it!

Terror bird: I’m not a dodo boiiiiii

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

U need some milk!!!!!

No., me mommeeee packed me Mac an cheese hahaha looser

Their just oversized dodos, don’t worry they can’t hurt you. Five minutes later, a text says “You were killed by a Oversized Dodo level 0.1!”

Your Dodo, Birdofluff is trying to evolve..

Your Dodo, Birdofluff has evolved into a Screaming Chicken!

Dodo

Dodoraptor (this)

Dodorex

Dodowyvern, the final evolution that is smart and can fly

Every dodo you kill= every one of these god dodos is coming for you

These dird always scare me and come out of thin air

when i walk into the redwood, one of this creature attacking me. i said 'wtf are you doing stupid chicken' its easy to kill this thing with a bow but when i try to get his meat, another 6 terror birds run towards me and i said 'oh man calm down pls i have lots of meat, i can feed you all but pls dont eat me' 5 seconds later i was killed by this annoying creature.

I saw it when I was a noob and I thought it is a/an (alpha dodo) or a (dodo boss)

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No idea how these things are alive when they lay no eggs

Uhh

Doesn’t look that terrible he he

Once a dodo and a rex met, the dodo didnt kill the rex because it was rather friendly. Then the got married! And some of their children were dodos, terror birds, dodorexes or dodowyverns. Then they all killed all the things in their way. And then they became halloween champs. Thats why youre seeing skeleton dinos around.

I was planning to paint it green and call it duolingo

Dodo with thicc necc and looong fooot

Fun fact terror birds me: NEEEEEEEEEERD

Looks terrifying but it’s really just an oversized dodo with the mentality of a raptor

You know why they always gang up on you and your argy when you're flying? well, they do that because they're jealous that they look like your argy but can't fly, aren't as strong, and have wing stubz.

Your dodo is evolving! Words words words