It was a normal day back when I was still hunting and eating dodos. I had…
It was a normal day back when I was still hunting and eating dodos. I had encountered three and had killed two of them, while one had slowly run away. I was too lazy at the time to chase after it. Little did I know the mistake I just made. Just minutes later, the three big brothers came crashing through the underbrush, killing me and exacting revenge. Iโve never killed another dodo๐
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Please tell me I'm not the only one who has thought about taming one, painting it green, painting the saddle red and naming it yoshi
And here you can see what happens when dodos evolve
They know all the dodos you killed! Trust me.......... THEY KNOW!!!
It's petty much a brutal Yoshi if you paint it accordingly
Me: hmmm I need some food....
Random dodo: hi Mr OMRascended Ive seen you in multiple fps gam-
Me:*stabs him with spear*
10 IN GAME DAYS LATER
Me:*wanders around redwoods on the island*
Terror bird:SNEEK ATTACK HELLO DO U REMEMBERZ MEEEE??!!
Me:AHH TERRORFING BIRB
Terror bird:IM THE DODO YOU MURDERED ON THE BEACH ANYWAYS TIME TO DI-
Me:*bolas him then shoots him with rifle*
Terror bird in after life:GIMME ONE LAST CHANCE OVERSEER PLZ
Overseer:fine fail again and you get sent to the surface of aberration
Terror bird:*goes back to the island this time as godzillark*
Me:oh hi gojira *tranqs him with super tranq mod*
Godzillark:*wakes up in my base and with a saddle on him* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Btw I plan to make a part two keep watching the "newest" category if you wanna see it when I submit it.
4000 Likes and Iโll fight one with a dodo
Terror bird: I died to everyoneโs biggest fears.. A JOB!!!!โ
Everyone else: AHHHHHHโ
I had one of these murdered his name was Dave the taxi bloke I was looking for a thyacleo aka killer Garfield I was gliding around and YEEEt comes a cat and murders my precious Dave I did tame the cat and put it in a cage for killing Dave one up = one R.I.P
At this point in evolution, we just gave up with all the confusing names and just called it "Terror Bird"
Is it just me or do they look really funny when they run towards you
Itโs just me isnโt it ๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช