Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the terror bird? Funny terror bird jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-04-01T13:53:01+00:00

Your dodo is evolving! Words words words

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2022-05-21T02:48:09+00:00

But you can use this, floatation device, a a, gonna see me floating, they be hatin, put both feet, ah ah, if you put both feet we'll give you a big bag of raw prime meat, raw prime meat??!, damn it man, raw prime?, premium from bronto, now i have to consiplate, i have to consider, nah nah im aquaphobic

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2022-04-07T06:24:54+00:00

Hate these god damn things. I was flying my pteradon above a redwood forest and I landed to get its stamina back but I accidentally got of it and got swarmed by terror bird. I found my pteradon but they hit it and it flew away. I saw it land again but the terror birds killed me and it before I could get to him.

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2022-01-16T16:11:09+00:00

Bob: “Aw, hey little guy you seem cute? What harm can you do?”

Terror Bird: “CuTe Am I bOb? HaHa! YoU wIlL fInD tHiS cUtE tHeN, bOb!”

Terror bird: pecks Bob to death.

Bob: Cries.

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-01-15T17:09:34+00:00

I once saw a

Dodo but it was this actually

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-12-10T01:16:55+00:00

Wild card took this from Jurassic world the game seriously I am not lieing dude

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-11-11T04:44:52+00:00

Dodos don’t like being called stupid, or they will attack you.

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-11-09T23:51:12+00:00

Me : Make them come….. plez devs….. takes hours…..

Devs : no

Me : plez

Fans : GIVE IT A CHANCE

Me once added : The terror bird is cute

Girls : who gave the chicken radioactive waste

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2022-07-22T05:52:48+00:00

"Tamable" dude who tf r going to tame these asholes huh?

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2022-07-06T20:53:44+00:00

There is the reason behind there name to redwood beach bobs..TERROR BIRD…IT TERRORS BEACH BOBS

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2019-03-03T02:58:00+00:00

Terror birds are dodos on crack

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2018-09-23T07:07:36+00:00

They look like ass blasters from tremors 2

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2023-03-21T05:34:12+00:00

WOW Its A fast Animal looks like a dodo its great im gonna tame it with my Power club

please Don't be stupid like me And DONT CHASE IT EVEN IF U HAVE TEK GIGA

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2023-01-13T07:45:22+00:00

What a good day this place looks safe look a dodo…umm that’s a big dodo I think I will go away…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-dies

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2023-01-05T18:25:59+00:00

My life goal is to amass an army of these fellas. I think i would be quite formidable😂

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2019-12-04T12:10:38+00:00

These thing are so annoying if you agree make vote numbers 666

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2023-07-16T07:55:42+00:00

Your "Dodo" has evolved into a " Terror Bird"!

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2023-05-21T23:13:16+00:00

(Pecky) my long lost really big cousin wiky wiky wak awik wik wik COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait why are you killing me Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! bleh

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2018-01-07T14:51:39+00:00

.... The swarm.. They are like a prehistoric format of zurg rush..

However,once you tame a large carnivore like a Carno or a rex, they are but ants to you..

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2020-08-28T21:31:57+00:00

I was hunting one to tame while I was doing sex with girls