Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the terror bird? Funny terror bird jokes submitted by ARK players.
when i walk into the redwood, one of this creature attacking me. i said 'wtf are you doing stupid chicken' its easy to kill this thing with a bow but when i try to get his meat, another 6 terror birds run towards me and i said 'oh man calm down pls i have lots of meat, i can feed you all but pls dont eat me' 5 seconds later i was killed by this annoying creature.
Once a dodo and a rex met, the dodo didnt kill the rex because it was rather friendly. Then the got married! And some of their children were dodos, terror birds, dodorexes or dodowyverns. Then they all killed all the things in their way. And then they became halloween champs. Thats why youre seeing skeleton dinos around.
But you can use this, floatation device, a a, gonna see me floating, they be hatin, put both feet, ah ah, if you put both feet we'll give you a big bag of raw prime meat, raw prime meat??!, damn it man, raw prime?, premium from bronto, now i have to consiplate, i have to consider, nah nah im aquaphobic
Hate these god damn things. I was flying my pteradon above a redwood forest and I landed to get its stamina back but I accidentally got of it and got swarmed by terror bird. I found my pteradon but they hit it and it flew away. I saw it land again but the terror birds killed me and it before I could get to him.