Terrorizing terror birds
Ah a joke I get it Not funny

Jokes and funny moments about the Terror Bird from ARK players.
Terrorizing terror birds
Ah a joke I get it Not funny
I had a near death experience with this thing looking for equus to tame. I came across this thing instead. I wasn’t going to waste time getting my pike so I sent the thing running with my two fists! It’s a good thing he didn’t stay longer because my Heath was so low I…
I had a near death experience with this thing looking for equus to tame. I came across this thing instead. I wasn’t going to waste time getting my pike so I sent the thing running with my two fists! It’s a good thing he didn’t stay longer because my Heath was so low I couldn’t even see the hp bar!!!
If you used an army of these to kill the Alpha King Titan then you are a god
Why dose this thing look like a doso and yoshis baby
Once I was going around the redwoods with my pump action shotgun, and I heard a noise. I turned around fast and shot it and it died so fast
I tamed a female and I had a baby carno and it wanted terror bird kibble but it grew up first
It scared me to death while I was walking with my 2 gigantopheticus
Sometimes called the Giant Dodo
Average dodo in Prehistoric ohio :terrrerbird I wouldn’t kill any dodos if I were you :me kills dodo :terrier bird DIE MOTHER FOCKER
U can’t paint them use the command admincheat settargetdinocolor (insert region here) (insert color here)
Your not good enough for them NOOB!!!!
THEY ARE FRIENDS WITH RAPTORS!!!!!
I have an eerie one and it is max lvl with 700% melee damage. Im not kidding, just upgrade these guys’s like 25% health and 75% melee and they are beasts. Mine also has 7500 health. It can take on a rex by its self without me controlling it and it will win.
shoot It in the face. Best tip there is
Saw this comment on a YouTube video. I’ll be adding my pun about this guy though. Here it is:
Griffin: Super Saiyan Dodo
Dodorex: Alpha Dodo
Argy: Dodo on Drugs
Terror bird: Super sized, very aggressive dodo crossbred with a raptor( Imagine if it also used it leg…
Saw this comment on a YouTube video. I’ll be adding my pun about this guy though. Here it is:
Griffin: Super Saiyan Dodo
Dodorex: Alpha Dodo
Argy: Dodo on Drugs
Terror bird: Super sized, very aggressive dodo crossbred with a raptor( Imagine if it also used it leg claws)
Dodo: “God of Ark”
Summer's bird
Shot down on it's knees.
(better call Saul)
These guys are legit a dodo that took steroids, the dodos are fighting back....
Raptors r beter choice as they r the same as terro birds
Just a pack of douches chasing survivors and other living things to see you can be the bigger douche
I got a new name for it "Supprise Bi*** just stole all your s**t"