Saw this comment on a YouTube video. I’ll be adding my pun about this guy though. Here it is:
Griffin: Super Saiyan Dodo
Dodorex: Alpha Dodo
Argy: Dodo on Drugs
Terror bird: Super sized, very aggressive dodo crossbred with a raptor( Imagine if it also used it leg claws)
Dodo: “God of Ark”
I have an eerie one and it is max lvl with 700% melee damage. Im not kidding, just upgrade these guys’s like 25% health and 75% melee and they are beasts. Mine also has 7500 health. It can take on a rex by its self without me controlling it and it will win.