Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the terror bird? Funny terror bird jokes submitted by ARK players.
Saw this comment on a YouTube video. I’ll be adding my pun about this guy though. Here it is:
Griffin: Super Saiyan Dodo
Dodorex: Alpha Dodo
Argy: Dodo on Drugs
Terror bird: Super sized, very aggressive dodo crossbred with a raptor( Imagine if it also used it leg claws)
Dodo: “God of Ark”
I was about to finish taming a dire bear and these oversized dodos came out of nowhere and ate the knocked out dire bear, then they came after me and I thought I could outrun them, I was wrong. I was taking hit after hit from the gang of terror birds, I didn't stand a chance, I even tried fighting back, but it made no difference. Your fate is sealed once they see you.
When a dodo's get genetically modified by dodo scientist and made them to kill u the villans and them the heros thia is the story of the terror bird they were ment to target you and u can't run anymore buddy u can't.....
AYO WHY IS HE COMING AT ME NOOOOOO
I AM THE NARRATOR HELPPPPP