What are some funny jokes or stories about the terror bird? Funny terror bird jokes submitted by ARK players.
For the noobs they're the worst they attack anything and come in packs of three usually and they're known as suprize MF
Hug the terror chicken just do it.
When You Noticed a New Bird or the Terror Bird And When It's Says Hunting You Go With It As Taking!
I was chillin out in the redwood in valguero and all of a sudden I was instantly killed by this thing
It's only a tall dodo what could possibly go wrong
This look like bird from Up but more aggressive
Hate these things
They are so annoying
Is it just me or painting the terror bird green and the saddle red and naming it yoshie be good?
I have 30 tamed dodos surrounding me at all times, will the terror birds think I’m one of them? Cause im in the redwoods
Reameber all the drugs to keep those pesky dodos out well now look an now RUN!!!!!!!
Me: steps into red woods
Every terror bird within a 300000000m radius: 👁️👄👁️ 💧
I hugged my tamed terror bird and named him birb
Terror bird got a nickname ALPHA DODO
Wait, it’s seriously just called terror bird? SMH
I am first to write a tip in this section I guess no one cares about terror birds R.I.P
It is almost impossible to tame it without a bolla
When you are flying around and you see your tribe mate GLIDING around in the air on a TERROR BIRD?!?!
You can see one of these busting a move on scorched earth
When you want to tame a death chicken: Nothing in the redwoods
When your having a camp fire with your 365 saber: ( Mittens-lvl 365 sabor was killed by lvl 365 terror bird)
Terrorizing terror birds
Ah a joke I get it Not funny