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What are some funny jokes or stories about the terror bird? Funny terror bird jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2020-01-12T08:49:30+00:00

I was chillin out in the redwood in valguero and all of a sudden I was instantly killed by this thing

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2019-12-05T00:43:53+00:00

Reameber all the drugs to keep those pesky dodos out well now look an now RUN!!!!!!!

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2024-01-13T22:53:52+00:00

When you are flying around and you see your tribe mate GLIDING around in the air on a TERROR BIRD?!?!

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2023-12-31T21:58:14+00:00

You can see one of these busting a move on scorched earth

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2021-11-13T14:00:35+00:00

I hugged my tamed terror bird and named him birb

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-10-07T08:46:05+00:00

Terror bird got a nickname ALPHA DODO

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-09-16T15:43:08+00:00

Wait, it’s seriously just called terror bird? SMH

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-09-02T08:42:06+00:00

I am first to write a tip in this section I guess no one cares about terror birds R.I.P

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-10T02:01:15+00:00

It is almost impossible to tame it without a bolla

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-06T15:57:43+00:00

When you want to tame a death chicken: Nothing in the redwoods

When your having a camp fire with your 365 saber: ( Mittens-lvl 365 sabor was killed by lvl 365 terror bird)

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2021-05-31T00:29:11+00:00

Terrorizing terror birds

Ah a joke I get it Not funny

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-25T01:54:10+00:00

I had a near death experience with this thing looking for equus to tame. I came across this thing instead. I wasn’t going to waste time getting my pike so I sent the thing running with my two fists! It’s a good thing he didn’t stay longer because my Heath was so low I couldn’t even see the hp bar!!!

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-08-29T19:16:24+00:00

Average dodo in Prehistoric ohio :terrrerbird I wouldn’t kill any dodos if I were you :me kills dodo :terrier bird DIE MOTHER FOCKER

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2020-12-07T13:34:41+00:00

If you used an army of these to kill the Alpha King Titan then you are a god

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2020-11-06T03:06:09+00:00

Why dose this thing look like a doso and yoshis baby

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2018-03-13T20:57:20+00:00

Sometimes called the Giant Dodo

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-07-05T12:57:57+00:00

U can’t paint them use the command admincheat settargetdinocolor (insert region here) (insert color here)

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-05-11T16:42:48+00:00

Your not good enough for them NOOB!!!!

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2020-08-23T08:03:09+00:00

Once I was going around the redwoods with my pump action shotgun, and I heard a noise. I turned around fast and shot it and it died so fast

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-31T16:01:30+00:00

I tamed a female and I had a baby carno and it wanted terror bird kibble but it grew up first