Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the terror bird? Funny terror bird jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-31T16:01:30+00:00

I tamed a female and I had a baby carno and it wanted terror bird kibble but it grew up first

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-20T15:07:08+00:00

It scared me to death while I was walking with my 2 gigantopheticus

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-08T19:21:09+00:00

THEY ARE FRIENDS WITH RAPTORS!!!!!

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-04T21:40:31+00:00

I have an eerie one and it is max lvl with 700% melee damage. Im not kidding, just upgrade these guys’s like 25% health and 75% melee and they are beasts. Mine also has 7500 health. It can take on a rex by its self without me controlling it and it will win.

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-29T20:07:46+00:00

shoot It in the face. Best tip there is

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2023-05-11T16:42:48+00:00

Your not good enough for them NOOB!!!!

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-03-03T14:53:17+00:00

Summer's bird

Shot down on it's knees.

(better call Saul)

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2020-02-25T06:13:26+00:00

Saw this comment on a YouTube video. I’ll be adding my pun about this guy though. Here it is:

Griffin: Super Saiyan Dodo

Dodorex: Alpha Dodo

Argy: Dodo on Drugs

Terror bird: Super sized, very aggressive dodo crossbred with a raptor( Imagine if it also used it leg claws)

Dodo: “God of Ark”

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2019-08-15T20:20:33+00:00

These guys are legit a dodo that took steroids, the dodos are fighting back....

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2019-07-08T22:51:11+00:00

Just a pack of douches chasing survivors and other living things to see you can be the bigger douche

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2019-07-06T01:52:55+00:00

I got a new name for it "Supprise Bi*** just stole all your s**t"

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2022-08-07T20:52:10+00:00

Terrible 1st time I heard of it I thought it was a bird that was terrified of everything

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2022-08-03T06:02:25+00:00

I have one of the most important word run

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2019-02-28T08:21:21+00:00

You killed a dodo terror bird says LEAVE little brother alone

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2018-10-13T15:54:04+00:00

Flying through the redwood and had to land for stam lost my f..king best 350 argy to a pack of 6

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2018-09-01T15:50:05+00:00

When you tame a dodo and let it reach lvl 100 it transform its a Terror bird.at lvl 1 ☝️

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2022-07-21T14:03:50+00:00

The steroids must have affected those dodos badly 😂 i mean they act like they are giga or Trex they afraid noone 😂😂😂

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2022-07-09T19:05:52+00:00

Am I the only one that wants to get an army of the puppys

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2022-07-04T07:43:42+00:00

Whoever thought these were big dodos and r passive like dodos…you r..*caculates*a number that hasnt even been made up wrong THEY EAT BOBS FOR A LIVING,DONT SPAWN AT REDWOO-

SH!T HELP

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2022-07-04T07:41:22+00:00

….my username is terrorbird……i eat bobs for a living…….and im a pain in arks a$s : D