Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the summoner? Funny summoner jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-09T14:47:17+00:00

If I woud be a Summoner I would go to the Surface and chill there😂😂😂

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2021-06-22T16:53:03+00:00

Squid wars had a son? Weird, thought he was a man.

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2023-07-04T18:21:46+00:00

Bruh what is this night mare before Christmas lookin thing and why is it in a dinosaur game so random I feel very sad it ruins the game

score -5 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-11T21:51:22+00:00

Please do not touch the harpies demon

score -6 · Answer 5 · 2021-06-05T18:10:52+00:00

10th summoner post.

score -7 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-19T15:46:59+00:00

How to tame summoner

1.enable admin logging

2.enter admin code

3. Go up to summoner

4. Enter forcetame into the administration table

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2024-12-27T04:23:29+00:00

Baby : mama I see a scary flower

Mom: what flowers are harmless *see’s flower*

Mom : oh my gosh run * runs away without waiting for baby *

Baby: mom where are you?

Baby dies a torchurus death from evil flower

Mom: aaaaaaahhh run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby’s soul : go snake go snake kill many???!!!???!!

Ya ya ya ya woo who!!!!!!

Creepy flower: sssssssssssss