What are some funny jokes or stories about the summoner? Funny summoner jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is yet again another situation where you bola your tribe mate and RUN
My brother: what’s that
Me oh it’s just a -
Run run run run ruuuuun any one agree
They're favorite food is forcetame
This thing looks like the thing that lives in my fridge
Oh great now we have Flying Meat Flowers With Eyes.
I swear this is a dinosaur game
Nice, this looks like the perfect flower to put in my base!
Me: sees this
Gas Gas Gas Gotta Step On The Gas
To tame put mejoberries in you last slot
Any anime girls better watch out
summoner on the phone: is your refrigerator running?
summoner: well i just saw it run down the street
player: say what
summoner: really i saw it
player: i gotta catch it!
They are the Biblically Accurate Angles of ark
Disgusting, mommy can I have it.
Is this the demigorgan from stranger things?
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING!? THIS LOOKS LIKE THAT FLOWER MONSTER FROM THE COMMERCIAL FOR ALLERGY MEDICINE CRAP. Are commercials real??
I can assume they summon things, or something
WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS THING EVEN EAT??????
Looks like my sleep paralysis demon.
I quote our dear now gone friend Hlna “Great, now giant eyeballs are flying around attached to meat flowers”