Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the summoner? Funny summoner jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 755 · Answer 1 · 2021-11-16T18:10:16+00:00

twinkle twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the ground so high

Like a nightmare in the sky

score 168 · Answer 2 · 2021-06-04T02:07:03+00:00

This is yet again another situation where you bola your tribe mate and RUN

score 112 · Answer 3 · 2021-07-22T14:33:57+00:00

Oh great now we have Flying Meat Flowers With Eyes.

score 105 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-17T09:22:42+00:00

This thing looks like the thing that lives in my fridge

score 97 · Answer 5 · 2021-07-22T09:08:14+00:00

Run run run run ruuuuun any one agree

score 89 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-21T15:47:19+00:00

I swear this is a dinosaur game

score 86 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-08T02:33:58+00:00

They're favorite food is forcetame

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-11-24T22:03:23+00:00

It looks so scary the Seminoles a boss put on some never see in my whole life the book you how to summon it, and I seen one for real what is spawn that I didn’t look like that was gonna be so scary but I will like it was the night now, so did not do that at night never but do is the day I do every toilet who is a ditto for web big just fly to like put bro just died please or do not do not get catch up. If you do, it opens and you see it and that’s look so scary onto its debt and you die.

score 10 · Answer 9 · 2023-07-21T10:43:41+00:00

I love biblically accurate angels don’t you

score 28 · Answer 10 · 2022-07-06T14:55:58+00:00

Hey Patrick you look kinda funny.

Patrick: I don't wanna talk about it.

score 50 · Answer 11 · 2021-06-04T20:17:39+00:00

Nice, this looks like the perfect flower to put in my base!

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-11-15T20:08:23+00:00

This is just Jerry, the shadow demon in my closet.

score 14 · Answer 13 · 2023-01-25T22:58:52+00:00

ARK 2016 let’s make the most realistic dinosaur game ever

2023 let’s add a space flower

score 32 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-08T20:37:44+00:00

Me: sees this

Gas Gas Gas Gotta Step On The Gas

score 34 · Answer 15 · 2021-09-20T00:54:40+00:00

summoner on the phone: is your refrigerator running?

player: no

summoner: well i just saw it run down the street

player: say what

summoner: really i saw it

player: i gotta catch it!

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2023-07-19T21:12:47+00:00

Reminds me of demogorgen.

score 32 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-30T07:24:27+00:00

Is this the demigorgan from stranger things?

score 32 · Answer 18 · 2021-06-14T00:30:52+00:00

Any anime girls better watch out

score 30 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-24T11:07:42+00:00

Disgusting, mommy can I have it.

score 27 · Answer 20 · 2021-09-02T05:15:48+00:00

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING!? THIS LOOKS LIKE THAT FLOWER MONSTER FROM THE COMMERCIAL FOR ALLERGY MEDICINE CRAP. Are commercials real??

-Beanzles-