What are some funny jokes or stories about the summoner? Funny summoner jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was just walking through a big guy's stomach and suddenly a flying meat flower with eyes screamed at me and then I got mobbed by creatures and died
Cursed flesh light change my mind
Even syntac is afraid of these guys don’t go near
Flower from ohio
Filler
*this whole thing is the summoner speaking*
Aaah what a beautiful day inside Rockwell’s!
*looks in a mirror *
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE!?! I’M UGLY!!
Tina originals
summoner: hi i have a lot of eyes
player:ok?
summoner: i'm looking at you
Dont worry they're just angels from the bible
Just stop, please, it’s not that hard
GO PET IT they said
ITS HARMLESS they said
ITS JUST A FLOWER they said
ITS EASY TO TAME they said
IT CAN’T HURT YOU THEY SAID
I hate Rockwell’s inners >:[
Summoner has sent out void wrym! You: ah yes the funni
You just stole mutagen and these things see you and your game crashes the scourge of ark. Get spotted and your game lags really HARD.
Can be tamed with Stryder Feet. Tried it myself on official. 😏
Ok I’ll go
Go go go go run for your life the thingimagiger is on its wayyyy runnnn!!!
Rocket launchers C4 dodos and flamethrowers then say KABOOM! Destroying the entire server
This one of the ways to die and murder you Dino and rage quit
Yea I'm a certified badass I killed a lvl 150 and 55 summoner while screaming my lungs out
nature is beautiful
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nvm
First mantas with flappers, then Cortana’s on steroids then purple godzillas and now flying meat stars with eyes!?
What has ark turned into🤦🏻♂️
GitezGood
Anybody notice this is horror version of a starfish?
Even on the surface of the sun he needs a flashlight to see lol