What are some funny jokes or stories about the summoner? Funny summoner jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is arks way of making a biblical accurate angel
To tame put mejoberries in you last slot
WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS THING EVEN EAT??????
I SUMMON THE
— plastic bag
Hm? What? I was just taking a nap…. And writing tips…
Hey look! It’s a new Pokémon! Wait shouldn’t we be taking turns in a battle? ( screams )
#sleep paralysis demon#seen it in my nightmares#
I quote our dear now gone friend Hlna “Great, now giant eyeballs are flying around attached to meat flowers”
I has a question... WHERE IS THE ROCKWELL BOSS FROM GENESIS 2 ON THE DODODEX CUZ I DIDN'T SEE IT. Also Cheeseburger?
Son: can I have that flower
Mum: no we have flowers at home
*flowers at home*
Twinkle twinkle little monster
How I wonder what you are
Up above the darkness you fly
Like a nightmare in the sky
Looks like my sleep paralysis demon.
The spinning wheel of WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING
How is he the summoner, if he’s summoned?
They are the Biblically Accurate Angles of ark
Do not go to the light or ☠️💀
My brother: oh that looks very shiny. I want to touch it.
Runnnn!!! this is a giant killer flower with eyes great how much worse could it get oh it's a boss perfect this will give you nightmares great...
My brother: what’s that
Me oh it’s just a -
( dies)
Reminds me of demogorgen.
Fornite:we have battle royale!
Minecraft:we have blocks!
Ark:we have flying carnivorous Plants with eyeballs
It's just a lil flower guys nothing to worry about