twinkle twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the ground so high

Like a nightmare in the sky

This is yet again another situation where you bola your tribe mate and RUN

Oh great now we have Flying Meat Flowers With Eyes.

I swear this is a dinosaur game

This thing looks like the thing that lives in my fridge

Run run run run ruuuuun any one agree

They're favorite food is forcetame

Hey, you should download ark!

Why?

Because it’s full and only full of DINOSAURS

Oh HECK YE

( later)

WTF

I thought you said this was a dinosaur game.

— plastic bag

Nice, this looks like the perfect flower to put in my base!

If I see this in ark I’m gonna cry

I love biblically accurate angels don’t you

summoner on the phone: is your refrigerator running?

player: no

summoner: well i just saw it run down the street

player: say what

summoner: really i saw it

player: i gotta catch it!

Hey Patrick you look kinda funny.

Patrick: I don't wanna talk about it.

Me: sees this

Gas Gas Gas Gotta Step On The Gas

Is this the demigorgan from stranger things?

Disgusting, mommy can I have it.

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING!? THIS LOOKS LIKE THAT FLOWER MONSTER FROM THE COMMERCIAL FOR ALLERGY MEDICINE CRAP. Are commercials real??

-Beanzles-

I can assume they summon things, or something

ARK 2016 let’s make the most realistic dinosaur game ever

2023 let’s add a space flower

Any anime girls better watch out