Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ark devs 2016: we will make a realistic and cool dinosaur game that it will be funny and scientific accurate the same time
Ark devs 2022: WE WILL MAKE A CRAZY MANY EYED FLYING FLOWER, FLYING DEMOGORGONS, LION-LIKE FISH, SOMETHING BETWEEN AN AT-AT AND A GIRAFFE, A BRAIN CONTROLER AND PERRY THE PLATYPUS
More Summoner Funny Tips
twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the ground so high
Like a nightmare in the sky
If I see this in ark Iβm gonna cry
Hey, you should download ark!
Why?
Because itβs full and only full of DINOSAURS
Oh HECK YE
( later)
WTF
I thought you said this was a dinosaur game.
β plastic bag
This is yet again another situation where you bola your tribe mate and RUN
Oh great now we have Flying Meat Flowers With Eyes.
This thing looks like the thing that lives in my fridge
I swear this is a dinosaur game
I SUMMON THE
β plastic bag
Hm? What? I was just taking a napβ¦. And writing tipsβ¦
Run run run run ruuuuun any one agree
They're favorite food is forcetame