Me when I don’t see a dinosaur: I spy no saurus
Spinosaurus

Jokes and funny moments about the Spinosaurus from ARK players.
Who allowed Demetrodon and Rex on breeding?
Rex: I WILL KILL YOU ALL-
Spinosaurus has joined the game
Rex has left the game
Why only tame a rex or spino when you can tame both?
If you spawn near the beach..it will grab you..and torture you..and then eat you alive..and then dance.
Okay, so. Like, my friend and I were just chilling by our thatch house... AND A ONE OF THESE BOIS JUST POP OUT AND MY FRIEND WHISTLES AGGRESSIVE AND HE EATS ALLL OF OUR DINOS. we tamed him and named him Ruthless. Because he was ruthless....
Spino:Literally the largest of the carnivorous Land Dwelling Dinos
WildCard:haHa Giga go brrrrr
So just letting you know that a spino only requires 3 things:
4 dino gates
50 tranqs( tame parasaur and dilo to grind meat and narcotics)
And your last brain cell
Me trying to tame a spino:I have nothing to loose.
One day later 🤯🤯🤯it actually worked.
(PS it’s my fave tame so I tamed another one with ease.)
I’m at a beach and someone says hey I want to tame it!
I look at them and say go ahead and try
like and subscribe to syntax and a spino will keep you safe if people have Coronavirus
There’s always a bunch of these in the “easy zones”
Since when did baryonyx and dimetrodon get freaky together
Dude killed my PT while I was drinking water (and I failed to mount because UME was lagging for some reason which also made me unable to find where she dropped her stuff, another ptero saddle lost rip), so I forced the Spino to become my bodyguard for the entire trip.
Get…
Dude killed my PT while I was drinking water (and I failed to mount because UME was lagging for some reason which also made me unable to find where she dropped her stuff, another ptero saddle lost rip), so I forced the Spino to become my bodyguard for the entire trip.
Get tamed, idiot.
It’s just a over grown duck with a shark fin on its back. I Think you should give it a hug and feed it some bread to tame it.
I tamed my spine then named him and when I clicked accept i realised that I was stuck in a rock cos when he woke up he pushed me in to the rock my mate had to get a raft and put it next to the rock to let me out 🤣🤣
Real men tame With tranquilizer arrows with crossbow
For all those people saying they don’t spawn in the island…ur wrong very wrong…
When I saw the spino saddle for the first time, I was like “How in the world could someone sit on its back!?” Turns out, you ride it on its neck. Stupid me.
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