Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 50 · Answer 1 · 2021-11-08T00:38:05+00:00

So I was just rasing up a baby spino at my base until a random tribe showed up with 3 rexes. Little did they know my base was being protected by about 20 spinos. Before they even had time to realize their mistake my spinos had already enhilated all of their rexes. I’m sure you can guess what happened next

score 59 · Answer 2 · 2020-12-16T04:12:55+00:00

Me: ooooohh a Spino theyre so cool

The spino: I LIKE YAH CUT G

*Smack*

Me(flying through the air): aaaaaaiiiiieeeeeee!!!!

score 8 · Answer 3 · 2025-08-04T10:27:14+00:00

Since when did baryonyx and dimetrodon get freaky together

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2025-12-07T03:10:12+00:00

Me trying to explore:Right side,Spino and left side,Rex

Me after that:Rage quit to make new server

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2025-10-09T14:37:55+00:00

Tadpole tailed crocodile chicken duck

score 68 · Answer 6 · 2019-12-25T02:31:26+00:00

WUT THIS THING POOPED TWO PEICES OF POOPS AND TWO EGGS AT A TIME... I was so impressed

score 19 · Answer 7 · 2024-07-15T12:22:48+00:00

We trusted you South zone 3... WE TRUSTED YOUUUU

score 7 · Answer 8 · 2025-08-31T07:19:20+00:00

For all those people saying they don’t spawn in the island…ur wrong very wrong…

score 65 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-18T21:54:00+00:00

To new players:This is a passive tame,It is tamed by pets and cuddles,It eats narco berries and mejoberries and is a great first tame,good luck ;)

score 49 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-02T13:56:52+00:00

Spawn on the beaches they said, it’ll be safe they said. Only dodos and dilophosaurus spawn there they said. Nothing will bother you there they said…

WHERE DID MY BASE GO THEN?????

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2025-09-22T22:03:19+00:00

Just learned that Spinos are like older brothers. They hit you all the time, when something else hits them- they see red. An Argentavis(while tranqing it) hitting my spino was a death sentence for it.

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2025-12-27T13:04:15+00:00

*sarcasim* I looove spawning next to one of these guys over and over 🙄

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2026-03-07T17:16:12+00:00

BRO I knocked out 18 female spinos and can’t find a male😭LOL

score 22 · Answer 14 · 2023-12-02T10:29:46+00:00

If you spawn near the beach..it will grab you..and torture you..and then eat you alive..and then dance.

score 46 · Answer 15 · 2021-03-29T01:25:27+00:00

Me: begins the ark

Spino randomly in south 1: no❤

score 29 · Answer 16 · 2023-01-17T22:35:08+00:00

Why only tame a rex or spino when you can tame both?

score 56 · Answer 17 · 2019-12-27T05:01:33+00:00

Tames a spino

Me: yes! Finally!

Once I put a saddle on it and makes it aggressive:

Me in real life: ohhh so that how dinos became extinct!

score 57 · Answer 18 · 2019-11-04T18:41:39+00:00

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!

score 20 · Answer 19 · 2024-01-06T15:50:25+00:00

I’m at a beach and someone says hey I want to tame it!

I look at them and say go ahead and try

score 71 · Answer 20 · 2017-11-09T23:17:26+00:00

It’s just a... giant dinosaur fish shark Rex thing... uh yeah XD