My most recent last words in ark: that spino’s kinda close to my base…
Spinosaurus
Jokes and funny moments about the Spinosaurus from ARK players.
Rex: I roar to strike fear into my enemies.
Yuty: I have three Carnos as minions and meat shields.
Giga: I am speed.
Spino: Where fish?
HippityHoppityGETURASSOFMYPROPERTY
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up…
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,
When Spino stares at you hard,
You know you’ll be discard.
Just started new game, got a sweet spot where there's no Dilo. Lots of rocks and trees, life is good. Then a wild Spino appear on third day...
Fun fact: They always come back…..
Somebody help me I heard a phone ring
Slash, Slash
Why do people say Rex is god and spino trash
Stomp, Stomp
When will people stop 🙁
So I was just rasing up a baby spino at my base until a random tribe showed up with 3 rexes. Little did they know my base was being protected by about 20 spinos. Before they even had time to realize their mistake my spinos had already enhilated all of their rexes. I’m sure…
So I was just rasing up a baby spino at my base until a random tribe showed up with 3 rexes. Little did they know my base was being protected by about 20 spinos. Before they even had time to realize their mistake my spinos had already enhilated all of their rexes. I’m sure you can guess what happened next
Me: ooooohh a Spino theyre so cool
The spino: I LIKE YAH CUT G
*Smack*
Me(flying through the air): aaaaaaiiiiieeeeeee!!!!
WUT THIS THING POOPED TWO PEICES OF POOPS AND TWO EGGS AT A TIME... I was so impressed
seems like the dimetrodon × baryonyx shippers got their wish
Spawn on the beaches they said, it’ll be safe they said. Only dodos and dilophosaurus spawn there they said. Nothing will bother you there they said…
WHERE DID MY BASE GO THEN?????
Me: tames 3 lvl 1 spinos. Goes to volcano
Giga:whose life can I ruin?
Me: sees giga
Me:approaches giga
Spino 1: ahhh! Big allo! RUN!!!
Spino 2: get back here!
Spino 3:big turkey! Is it Thanksgiving?
Me: attack!!!!!!!
All spinos: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Giga: oh no...
Chat:…
Me: tames 3 lvl 1 spinos. Goes to volcano
Giga:whose life can I ruin?
Me: sees giga
Me:approaches giga
Spino 1: ahhh! Big allo! RUN!!!
Spino 2: get back here!
Spino 3:big turkey! Is it Thanksgiving?
Me: attack!!!!!!!
All spinos: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Giga: oh no...
Chat: spino lvl 1 killed giga lvl 9999!
Me: wha...
Troodon: dinner
Chat: spinos 1 2 3 where killed by troodon.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO
Chat:player has killed troodon lvl 3
Who can relate?
We trusted you South zone 3... WE TRUSTED YOUUUU
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!
Me: begins the ark
Spino randomly in south 1: no❤
Tames a spino
Me: yes! Finally!
Once I put a saddle on it and makes it aggressive:
Me in real life: ohhh so that how dinos became extinct!
So this happened in 2024 and I was playing with my friend and we both had two tames each he had a tapejara and a megatherium and I had a deinosuchus ( it was a low level deinosuchus ) and a Argentavis and we had out two story house in the middle of the snow and a jungle so like…
So this happened in 2024 and I was playing with my friend and we both had two tames each he had a tapejara and a megatherium and I had a deinosuchus ( it was a low level deinosuchus ) and a Argentavis and we had out two story house in the middle of the snow and a jungle so like kinda the boarder between the snow biom and the jungle and we were trying to level up our dinos and then out of nowhere a level 290 spinosaurus starts attacking us my deinosuchus was a low level because I had just recently tamed it and my freinds megatherium had horrible health because he was focusing more on damage and he had also recently tamed his megatherium so it was also low level and our flyer dinos just died instantly after one attack from it and then his megatherium died and then it was just me and then!……….. I died after 5 attacks😭
It’s just a... giant dinosaur fish shark Rex thing... uh yeah XD