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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I kinda was just chillin and strolling down a beach *the song seagulls stop it now plays* and I ran into one of these big fellas well let's say I got away to turn around to find another one so I'm stuck with two spinos on each side until another one spawns on the right of me so I'm trapped in a triangle of 3 spinos
Long story short I died. TnT
And so did my otter. TnT
R.I.P — my level 14 otter named Bubbles
I'm on ark mobile, i took my 2 slingshots and 300 stone i went on top of a cliff and started shooting the spino (it was only level 1) in an attempt to lure it away from my base and possibly tame it, instead i lured it closer to my base and i died to it 4 times next time I'll use tranq arrows
We call the sail a flat spike
The slap attack is that guy's mother
The teeth is like me in my childhood
The swimming is my goldfish who got got eaten by a bird
And the scales are like punches, they are slippery, can't catch/hold them and they hurt
I dare you to find out what I did wrong
Re-read it- carefully