Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I'm on ark mobile, i took my 2 slingshots and 300 stone i went on top of a cliff and started shooting the spino (it was only level 1) in an attempt to lure it away from my base and possibly tame it, instead i lured it closer to my base and i died to it 4 times next time I'll use tranq arrows
We call the sail a flat spike
The slap attack is that guy's mother
The teeth is like me in my childhood
The swimming is my goldfish who got got eaten by a bird
And the scales are like punches, they are slippery, can't catch/hold them and they hurt
I dare you to find out what I did wrong
Re-read it- carefully
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