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We call the sail a flat spike

The slap attack is that guy's mother

The teeth is like me in my childhood

The swimming is my goldfish who got got eaten by a bird

And the scales are like punches, they are slippery, can't catch/hold them and they hurt

I dare you to find out what I did wrong

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