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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I'm on ark mobile, i took my 2 slingshots and 300 stone i went on top of a cliff and started shooting the spino (it was only level 1) in an attempt to lure it away from my base and possibly tame it, instead i lured it closer to my base and i died to it 4 times next time I'll use tranq arrows
Blood is red tears are blue and now heโs getting ready to kill you
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I killed three baby spinos in accident with my megalo...
AAAAAAA HELP PLEASE DOWN VOTE
We call the sail a flat spike
The slap attack is that guy's mother
The teeth is like me in my childhood
The swimming is my goldfish who got got eaten by a bird
And the scales are like punches, they are slippery, can't catch/hold them and they hurt
I dare you to find out what I did wrong
Re-read it- carefully
Iโm thirsty
Me:has a rex
Spino has joined the chat
Me riding my rex: DIE
Spino has left the chat
My Cousin Thought it was a safe idea going towards it rip Cousin
Ok be brave bola friend and run.easy!
I'm not saying that you should just walk up to one but spinos are kinda over rated I took one out easily with a crossbow
I tamed a 112and this little ship almost died to paranas
I have a phiomia that on shots I this thing but I still can't take it ๐ญ
Spino = ๐๐ฅบ๐ญ๐ค๐คช๐คจ๐ฅบ๐ข๐คฌ๐๐ฅต๐ณโน๏ธ๐๐๐๐โบ๏ธ๐คจ๐ฅณ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐คฃ๐โน๏ธ๐ฅณ๐๐คฉ๐๐ฉ๐๐คฉโน๏ธ๐ฉ๐๐คฉ๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ๐คจ๐๐๐๐๐๐คฉ๐๐๐ค๐คจ๐คซ๐ด๐ค๐ด๐ฅฑ๐ซฃ๐ฏ๐ซข๐ณ๐ฒ๐ซค๐ฅต๐ถ๐ซจ๐ซก๐ง๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅถ๐ณ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซจ๐ฆ๐คซ๐คค๐ค ๐คข๐ค ๐ฟ๐๐๐ค๐ซค๐คฎ
Thereโs a spino right near my base help me please ๐ฟ ๐
Donโt go to sleep while try to tame something cuz you will regret it.
I did and the spino woke up and still not tamed. Definitely a waste of time and resource trying to tame it.
Definitely donโt.
All kneel in the presence of swamp Jesus
Uping this would also be acceptable, he likes that
To those who are biggenir if you see one go near it cuz it a passive dino and i tamed one with berries cuz im the best up:truedown:real remember its a beginer pet๐๐๐
Roar want that its me girl Roarr she is so hot so hot that she is a fire wyvern ๐๐๐คค๐๐๐๐๐โคโคโคโคโคโคโคโคโคโค๐๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐๐๐โฃ
I was messing with a diplodocus and it headbutted me into this maniac
I think we should have a platform saddle on dis
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If you think so
I was hunting spinos for level since they give alot of xp(double as much as rex)with my argy then while I was cross bowing the spino some annoying titanomya attacked and my argy aggroed to them and flew to kill them and couldn't get on my argy the spino went so fast I lol I couldn't mount my argy and fly away the spino broke my flak armor(iron armor) in TWO HIT AND MY FLAK WAS AT FULL DURABILITY so attack from a distance with quick tame because they run away when low and they are double as fast as raptors -runguns