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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I had a spinosaur named Sail and I just got the saddle for it. I learned about its buff when going in water and decided to go into the swamp with it for levels. At first I was killing dar is and kapros until I killed those big elephant faced things and then I slaughtered titanaboas, those giant frogs, the elephant faced things, basically every thing that spawned in the swamp. I started at the south of the island, and was at the redwoods in the North when I stopped and headed back to the south(my base is in the south). Sail’s inventory was weighed down by so much prime meat when I was home. Sail got 7 levels too. What am I saying?
SPINOS ARE THE MOST OP THINGS EVER
Heres a funny thing made by me, Beanzles!
I was walking
And a giga came its name was boi
Boi ate my frend joe
He was about to eat me but then I held his mouth open with stick
"Stop!" Said boi
I was swallowed by boi
1 mins later........
Titanosaur joined the game
Spit them out
Ok
Blegh
Me and joe were covered in saliva
Titanasaur left the game
10 mins later...
Daily da spoino come
It eats me and joe
I have 02 tank and is suurvivin
So
I'm not chatting this
I am the spino
Look out your window
*TAP TAP TAP*
Hi guys!It's me, the one who made life of a theiz, if you havent read it, go check it out, in theiz story section. Also call me beanzles so imma make another thing but..itll be in chapters like dodotales
LETS BEGIN!
Southern beach:episode 1
I spino was walking in the riverbank and hunting fish every where it could find. One fish to the left, one to the right, just everywhere. It was nice
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The spino then heard a large boom. It was a brontosaurus! The spino thought smart and slashed the brontos tail with his claws. The bronto started losing balance, and eventually fell. The spino murdered the bronto as soon as it fell down
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Small footsteps were heard everywhere as the spino was surrounded by humans. They tried to bola the spino, but he escaped. The spino ate one of them, but was was being punched by the rest.
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The spino started to bleed, and ran off into the water. More bolas were thrown as he ran, he didnt wanna be tamed. He kept running and then dove right into the ocean, filled with megalodons and cnardia.
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As soon as he got in, the humans stopped chasing and ran off. The spino was safe.
The end..for now....
Upd00t if you liked
I'll make more soon
Watch parry gripp
Or a spino will always eat you
Have a nice day
Goodbye
Cya
So I kinda was just chillin and strolling down a beach *the song seagulls stop it now plays* and I ran into one of these big fellas well let's say I got away to turn around to find another one so I'm stuck with two spinos on each side until another one spawns on the right of me so I'm trapped in a triangle of 3 spinos
Long story short I died. TnT
And so did my otter. TnT
R.I.P — my level 14 otter named Bubbles