Only real men go right up to spinos and punch them in the face and tell them who is boss
Spinosaurus
Jokes and funny moments about the Spinosaurus from ARK players.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This thing ate my Dodo
And now its looking at you
How to tame a spino:
1. Take friend with you and find spino
2. Spino disappears from view
3. Spino appears behind you
4. Grab bola and bola friend
5. Run
Me walking around the beach...
Opens inventory, screen starts shaking Me: eh just a Bronto
Turns around OH JESUS F**ING CHRIST GET AWAY
RIP argie kibble on ABBERATION.
Pov: your just chilling untill a spino is near your base and just stands there
And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me *moves*
Me:..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
legend said that she was never seen ever again
I had a Spinosaurus his name was Jimmy he died in the snow biome when I was getting resources we were going back to the house and he jumped off a cliff and died😿
RING RING
Friend: Uh we should probably get out of here.
Me: Hold on my phone is ringing, wait that’s not my phone.
Friend: We need to go NOW!
Me: Hold on I need to find what’s ringing.
Friend: OMG, JUST LOOK UP!!!
Me: Oh, well at least we know where the ringing was…
RING RING
Friend: Uh we should probably get out of here.
Me: Hold on my phone is ringing, wait that’s not my phone.
Friend: We need to go NOW!
Me: Hold on I need to find what’s ringing.
Friend: OMG, JUST LOOK UP!!!
Me: Oh, well at least we know where the ringing was coming from.
Whenever I see these guys, I hear a phone ringing
T-Rex: All will bow before me!
Spino: Let’s join this server.
Joins game
T-Rex: Bring it on!!!
King T-Rex Level 150 was slaughtered by Spino Level 1.
People who are Level 70 and higher be like: ok so where gonna build a trap out of these materials
Me a level 32: ascended bow and tranq arrows go brrrrrrr
When you make your Spinosaurus swim so only its sail can be seen:
(JAWS MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
If you have a spinosaurus you “I like ya cut g” your enemies
DONT LIE
Me
400 meters away from Spino
The spino
Come here boi
I seen one in a swamp and all of the sudden another one the 2 spinos chase me while I'm on a raptor. Then all I think is Shrek saying "get out of me swamp".So I booked it came back and tamed one.👍
Bro I was playing on ark mobile when I see a spino close to my base. Now since I was level 50 and the spino was level 4 I didn't know that a level 4 was bad. So I tamed it. And I got the saddle and I was like ohhhh that's good. So I found it a mate and now I have an…
Bro I was playing on ark mobile when I see a spino close to my base. Now since I was level 50 and the spino was level 4 I didn't know that a level 4 was bad. So I tamed it. And I got the saddle and I was like ohhhh that's good. So I found it a mate and now I have an army... Of sacrificial spinos for rhyino taming
(Making my way downtown parody)
Makin my way down shore,
Heart beats fast,
I run past a spinosaur
(And I need you,
(And I tranq you,
(And now I've tamed you
Makin my way downtown,
Walking slow,
Bringing home my new spino
We praise the king of rivers, slayer of alphas, the god of the rising sun. all hail, Mr. Cuddles the otter.
I have too many narcotics, I want a spino, but I’m on ark mobile and have 38/40 tames. I’ve been storing spoiled meat for a week, and I only have one narcoberry farms.
Ever watched Shwable’s shorts when she was riding on a spino and it jumped across the island? Yeah I don’t want to see that thing flying above my house either.