Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So there I was a humble caveman in the midst of a level 9 spino that was terrorizing the land. My loyal turtles and I sought to bring this dinosaur to our home. After dealing the final tranquilizer infused arrow the spino has a hissy fit trying to drown themselves but just then it left the pool of water and collapsed upon a rock. Suddenly, THE BLUE SCREEN APPEARS. 😭😭😭
A Spino ate my clothes. So, remember Titan? Yeah, we now have a new Spino. Her name is Petra, and me and my sister had a... Well, interesting taming experience. We stood on a rock next to each other and fired at her with tranques. She realized where we were in three min. My sister jumped off the rock while I stood in the same place. She stood up on her hind legs and hit me, destroying my chitin armor. She did the same to my sister but we eventually tamed her. When we got home we made flak armor. Now we don't mess with Spinos.
-Jedi
I was very low lvl with a army of medium tames and one diplo then one of these things shows up our army wins but has almost no dink’s then out of nowhere a pitch black one with red eyes pops out of nowhere and our diplo was beating the f * c k out of it and it was running in circles away from the lvl 4 diplo and we tammed it after 50 narco arrows
I was being my noob minding my noob business, and suddenly, while I was getting wood for a wooden crate, a sail appeared...
Let the story begin
Earlier that day, when I first spawned, I was on a beach and there was a river nearby. I vowed not to go near it, for I saw a spino. I made my thatch house, and I wanted some wood for a wooden crate. I wandered into the nearby forest, not very close to the river, when I see that the spino is not near the river. I turn around and there is a sail, racing towards me.. I try to run but the spino is too fast..
*OOF*
You (lvl 2) were killed by a spino (lvl 79)
Since Dododex has character limits, here is my story which was epic in a link.
https://www.reddit.com/r/playarkmobile/comments/gfm9wg/so_this_happened_story_time_cause_dododex_have/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Or go to r/playarkmobile and search “So... this happened...”