Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I was being my noob minding my noob business, and suddenly, while I was getting wood for a wooden crate, a sail appeared...
Let the story begin
Earlier that day, when I first spawned, I was on a beach and there was a river nearby. I vowed not to go near it, for I saw a spino. I made my thatch house, and I wanted some wood for a wooden crate. I wandered into the nearby forest, not very close to the river, when I see that the spino is not near the river. I turn around and there is a sail, racing towards me.. I try to run but the spino is too fast..
*OOF*
You (lvl 2) were killed by a spino (lvl 79)
More Spinosaurus Funny Tips
Spawn near the beach they said, it'll be safer they said...
Spino are cool.
Why is everyone saying Spinos suck. If people donβt stop saying spinos suck Iβm telling all of the spinos.π₯Ίπ±
So I was strolling down a beach in south zone 1 with my dilo (danny) and I saw 1 at the end of the little bay at the footpaw. I decided to then go to the other side of the footpaw and saw a second spino. Long story short my dilo was set to aggressive and thought he could take on a spino lvl 56. RIP Danny January2020-April2020. Up arrow=f in chat for danny
I tamed one with blue skin and red eyes, I named it Blue Cheezit bc it was aura. One of my tribemates wanted one too so I found the exact same one-same level, same colors, and named it Blue-ish Cheezit.
If you knock out a 150 by punching it(keep in mind the 97% chance of death) and tame it with cooked fish meat and narcoberries, you beat ark... and also have no social life
I have too many narcotics, I want a spino, but Iβm on ark mobile and have 38/40 tames. Iβve been storing spoiled meat for a week, and I only have one narcoberry farms.
You may think your delightful
But you are quite deceitful
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I didnβt mean what I said just put down that rifal (gun)
I am sorry for what I said
Hopefully I brought a back up med
Now I am fill of dread
Because Iβm about to be dead
Donβt make a spinosaurus angry
Or he will get hangry
Because heβs deceitful
He always has a rifal
And now Iβm about to be dead hopefully I brought a back up med.
β plastic bag
Rex:I WILL KILL YOU ALL-
Spinosaurus joined the game.
Rex has left the game.
Doctor: alright, letβs take a look at this spine.
Spino: okβ¦
Doctor: have you had any back problems lately?
Spino: yeah.. I canβt seem to roll down the hill without breaking it.
Doctor: I see now. It is just a small dislocation. This wonβt hurt a bit.
Spino: wait what?!
CRACK