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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

I was very low lvl with a army of medium tames and one diplo then one of these things shows up our army wins but has almost no dinkโs then out of nowhere a pitch black one with red eyes pops out of nowhere and our diplo was beating the f * c k out of it and it was running in circles away from the lvl 4 diplo and we tammed it after 50 narco arrows
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Spawn near the beach they said, it'll be safer they said...
Spino are cool.
Why is everyone saying Spinos suck. If people donโt stop saying spinos suck Iโm telling all of the spinos.๐ฅบ๐ฑ
So I was strolling down a beach in south zone 1 with my dilo (danny) and I saw 1 at the end of the little bay at the footpaw. I decided to then go to the other side of the footpaw and saw a second spino. Long story short my dilo was set to aggressive and thought he could take on a spino lvl 56. RIP Danny January2020-April2020. Up arrow=f in chat for danny
I tamed one with blue skin and red eyes, I named it Blue Cheezit bc it was aura. One of my tribemates wanted one too so I found the exact same one-same level, same colors, and named it Blue-ish Cheezit.
If you knock out a 150 by punching it(keep in mind the 97% chance of death) and tame it with cooked fish meat and narcoberries, you beat ark... and also have no social life
I have too many narcotics, I want a spino, but Iโm on ark mobile and have 38/40 tames. Iโve been storing spoiled meat for a week, and I only have one narcoberry farms.
You may think your delightful
But you are quite deceitful
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I didnโt mean what I said just put down that rifal (gun)
I am sorry for what I said
Hopefully I brought a back up med
Now I am fill of dread
Because Iโm about to be dead
Donโt make a spinosaurus angry
Or he will get hangry
Because heโs deceitful
He always has a rifal
And now Iโm about to be dead hopefully I brought a back up med.
โ plastic bag
Rex:I WILL KILL YOU ALL-
Spinosaurus joined the game.
Rex has left the game.
Doctor: alright, letโs take a look at this spine.
Spino: okโฆ
Doctor: have you had any back problems lately?
Spino: yeah.. I canโt seem to roll down the hill without breaking it.
Doctor: I see now. It is just a small dislocation. This wonโt hurt a bit.
Spino: wait what?!
CRACK