Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
WHAT'S A BAD IDEA-*terrifying roaring*
Rging ring (die) A spino: he he he he he. You: Hey. Spino: glitch game: you killed yourself
It was my first night on the island....I was inside the shack I built with my dodo and lystro....about half way through the night I saw a tree fall and I had no idea what caused it to fall. I went outside and saw some sort of spiky back. I had no idea what it was until I remembered that one word.......โspinoโ......I evacuated my pets onto a tall hill and thus began the Great War between me and the spino. It only ended after a bronto spawned on my beach.
Spino > rex ( a TiP sHoULd InCulDe mOrE wOrDs )
I realised something, when you knock them out, their mouth is open
Rex: prank him bob
Owner killed level 34 Rex
Me: shouldโve brought the female instead
I got trapped by one of these in between me and my home so help
I wake up and I see this thing and I think it is a big fish I punch it and I get sent to a new rocket and fly into space
My saill hot hit by a plane!(jurassic park 3)
When i saw a spinosaurus it got one hit by a low level dimorphodon even on full hp how that happend? A dimorphodon attacked it one bite and did multiple hits in one bite JUST ONE BITE, Yes im playing on mobile.
I one hundred percent recommend getting on of these beasts. I got one by climbing on a cliff and shooting it with tranq arrows. After it was down I used fish meat, regular meat and soothing balm. Iโm lvl 35 and realized u get its saddle at lvl
Today funny fact I tamed this spino tdy without using traps.....I got lucky and got a op level armour for freeee!!!!! I only started playing this like 6 days before and it's level 148
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They have an ego so large Saturn is smaller
Nubs if you see one walk up behind it and tickle it with your fist for an easy tame.
So I built my base on a beach and and thereโs a jungle the opposite direction of the water thereโs a small mountain and when you clime it thereโฆisโฆ.a Spinosaurus she was quite a low level and I shot her once and she came running over luckily I was on the mountain so she couldnโt reach me I took a few sneaky pics of her cuz she was rlly cool but I fell and died came backโฆ.fellโฆ.diedโฆcame back and shot her without falling but she just RAN AWAY I chased that thing and it RAN I later found her with a male spino and my god he was like lvl 125 not much but yโknow I didnโt even get close before I ran back home and I never came backโฆ..
THE. END
I tamed it but now I have to wait to get the saddle. Oh! How long you ask about 20 LEVELS!
When I got my first spino, it was pretty early in game and near my home base beach. I wouldn't say I'm a noob, but definitely not experienced, so I had no idea the hilarity that a spino could cause by running across a beach crushing and killing dodos left and right. Especially with the water speed buff. I had fun slaughtering those dodos
Knocked out a high level carno and went to fetch my spino to get some prime. I couldnโt remember where the carno was until I accidentally stepped on it and it lost all taking effectiveness. I was so mad...
Donโt worry about a low level spino if you have 3 dilos a trike and 3 paras, I have those exact Dinoโs and they destroyed a sarco and a spino
Yeah i got a lvl. 15 spino early game but lost it when a megatherium punched me in the face my spino attacked it but his attacks are so wide he ended up hitting the megatherium, a paracer, a pack of troodons, and a tickle chicken i helped kill the paracer but it was to late but i did attempt to taming the tickle chicken
But i got kill by titanboa couple min before it was tamed and it woke up and i got raped