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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
It was my first night on the island....I was inside the shack I built with my dodo and lystro....about half way through the night I saw a tree fall and I had no idea what caused it to fall. I went outside and saw some sort of spiky back. I had no idea what it was until I remembered that one word.......โspinoโ......I evacuated my pets onto a tall hill and thus began the Great War between me and the spino. It only ended after a bronto spawned on my beach.
I wake up and I see this thing and I think it is a big fish I punch it and I get sent to a new rocket and fly into space
My saill hot hit by a plane!(jurassic park 3)
When i saw a spinosaurus it got one hit by a low level dimorphodon even on full hp how that happend? A dimorphodon attacked it one bite and did multiple hits in one bite JUST ONE BITE, Yes im playing on mobile.
I one hundred percent recommend getting on of these beasts. I got one by climbing on a cliff and shooting it with tranq arrows. After it was down I used fish meat, regular meat and soothing balm. Iโm lvl 35 and realized u get its saddle at lvl
Today funny fact I tamed this spino tdy without using traps.....I got lucky and got a op level armour for freeee!!!!! I only started playing this like 6 days before and it's level 148
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They have an ego so large Saturn is smaller
Nubs if you see one walk up behind it and tickle it with your fist for an easy tame.
So I built my base on a beach and and thereโs a jungle the opposite direction of the water thereโs a small mountain and when you clime it thereโฆisโฆ.a Spinosaurus she was quite a low level and I shot her once and she came running over luckily I was on the mountain so she couldnโt reach me I took a few sneaky pics of her cuz she was rlly cool but I fell and died came backโฆ.fellโฆ.diedโฆcame back and shot her without falling but she just RAN AWAY I chased that thing and it RAN I later found her with a male spino and my god he was like lvl 125 not much but yโknow I didnโt even get close before I ran back home and I never came backโฆ..
THE. END
I tamed it but now I have to wait to get the saddle. Oh! How long you ask about 20 LEVELS!
When I got my first spino, it was pretty early in game and near my home base beach. I wouldn't say I'm a noob, but definitely not experienced, so I had no idea the hilarity that a spino could cause by running across a beach crushing and killing dodos left and right. Especially with the water speed buff. I had fun slaughtering those dodos
Spino: being sad becuase him rex and giga had a apex party in plan
I searched everywhere for these and I didnโt find 1 flipping spino but I eventually found one ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Run and run
Until your done
You cant escape this beast
And he'll make you his feast
Theyre really fast and really strong
Feed some fish and you will get along
Knocked out a high level carno and went to fetch my spino to get some prime. I couldnโt remember where the carno was until I accidentally stepped on it and it lost all taking effectiveness. I was so mad...
Donโt worry about a low level spino if you have 3 dilos a trike and 3 paras, I have those exact Dinoโs and they destroyed a sarco and a spino
Yeah i got a lvl. 15 spino early game but lost it when a megatherium punched me in the face my spino attacked it but his attacks are so wide he ended up hitting the megatherium, a paracer, a pack of troodons, and a tickle chicken i helped kill the paracer but it was to late but i did attempt to taming the tickle chicken
But i got kill by titanboa couple min before it was tamed and it woke up and i got raped
So I was in a sever with a friend and we both had to hop off. When I got back my friend along with all the tames storage food and bed was demolished. My half was safe except from the fricking tearing down the stone walls and the spino blocking the only way out๐
When a Rex steals a spino eggโฆ Raptor: Look at the cops outside โฆthe cops:FBI OPEN UP*brutal banging on the doorโฆ(the spinos are the cops ) Meanwhile rex about to eat the spino egg* Lock up da houseโ๐ฝ๐ raptor:๐๐ฝ