Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Was tugging along in my little trapping boat.
Got surprised by a lvl4 spino man she was fast.
Well she ended up killing me inside the boat, woke up on the bed in the boat and had to beat it unconscious with my fists... thankfully she got stuck inside the boat and I just sailed home.
I call here fluffy now and she's my best girl.
Ooh yer bring lost of narcotics..... I mean wolf of wallstreet amounts of narcotics.
I forgot about this since the last Spino I owned, as it’s been a while since his demise, but my new one, Scales, a cyan-ish Spino with a yellow fin and belly, just now taught me that humorously, Spinos wag their tail during the level-up animation. Since when did they do that lol
So there I was a humble caveman in the midst of a level 9 spino that was terrorizing the land. My loyal turtles and I sought to bring this dinosaur to our home. After dealing the final tranquilizer infused arrow the spino has a hissy fit trying to drown themselves but just then it left the pool of water and collapsed upon a rock. Suddenly, THE BLUE SCREEN APPEARS. 😭😭😭
A Spino ate my clothes. So, remember Titan? Yeah, we now have a new Spino. Her name is Petra, and me and my sister had a... Well, interesting taming experience. We stood on a rock next to each other and fired at her with tranques. She realized where we were in three min. My sister jumped off the rock while I stood in the same place. She stood up on her hind legs and hit me, destroying my chitin armor. She did the same to my sister but we eventually tamed her. When we got home we made flak armor. Now we don't mess with Spinos.
-Jedi