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Spinosaurus

Jokes and funny moments about the Spinosaurus from ARK players.
Spawn south zone one they said... The 3 spinos didnt like me In south 1...
I tamed one of these bad boys, it was a Max level, named it razorback, and life was easy. Until that fateful day. We were out gathering some prime for a giga tame, when, out of nowhere, a player on a 476 giga runs out of the forest and beats the sh*t out of us. Broke all my…
I tamed one of these bad boys, it was a Max level, named it razorback, and life was easy. Until that fateful day. We were out gathering some prime for a giga tame, when, out of nowhere, a player on a 476 giga runs out of the forest and beats the sh*t out of us. Broke all my flak armour, and killed razorback. R.I.P Razorback, you were the best spino you could be. 😭
Memes: There are no spinos on Ragnarok - Me, a Valguero player: What are spinos?
If you kill this thing you get about 1000 exp.tame one of these and ur a boss
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Pinanwjgw I’m not a fan I just
a spino standing up: my mom with a barbie doll
I was at level 15 or something and I saw a spino. I dunno why, but I almost slingshotted the spino uncouscious!! With a sling shot!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP!!?!?!
Guys my spino was killed by a lvl 40 Thera I left it on passive and my spino was lvl 100 something please play deadly nightshade and find me a new black spino.
Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese.
Why tame one at level 26 when you can tame 5?
Tame your foes you’ll win in the end.
Ok but whenever I see a spino I’m like- ima take that but then it either agros on me and then I have to kill it, or I knock it out and then another Dino kills it but I finally tames one today with my pt, Jff and I named it coal I love him now- he is only a level 40 but he is…
Ok but whenever I see a spino I’m like- ima take that but then it either agros on me and then I have to kill it, or I knock it out and then another Dino kills it but I finally tames one today with my pt, Jff and I named it coal I love him now- he is only a level 40 but he is still awesome
Spino: Wanted to greet humans visiting, they shot me it’s so rude. So i’ll use them for food, im starving. I will fight a T-Rex, wrestle him. i’ll star in this thriller, most effective killer, so i ask. Am i hybrid, or natural? Question that i ponder cause i’m so much…
Spino: Wanted to greet humans visiting, they shot me it’s so rude. So i’ll use them for food, im starving. I will fight a T-Rex, wrestle him. i’ll star in this thriller, most effective killer, so i ask. Am i hybrid, or natural? Question that i ponder cause i’m so much stronger than the rest. Am i hybrid, or natural?! Hunting down the humans cause they hit my huge fin with their plane. Am i natural, or hybrid dino? Am i natural, or hybrid dinoooo?
99.98% of comments:
OMGGG SPINO iZ BETTER DAN REX IN EVERY WaY REX IS BAD LOL!!111! REK IS WaYYYd tooOo OBeerRATED HAHAlOl
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Wow, the Spino is really good! Honestly I think it’s a tad bit better than Rex because it is faster and has a water buff.
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99.98% of comments:
OMGGG SPINO iZ BETTER DAN REX IN EVERY WaY REX IS BAD LOL!!111! REK IS WaYYYd tooOo OBeerRATED HAHAlOl
0.01% of comments:
Wow, the Spino is really good! Honestly I think it’s a tad bit better than Rex because it is faster and has a water buff.
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How to tame the Spino: _; It’s utilities are that it can _;
My first time breeding spinos... And I get TRIPLETS?!
How to protect your tames from a spino attack
1:make a pen for your tames
2:level them up so they can fight back
3:watch the stupid lizard kill your tames in a matter of seconds
4:go into a corner to morn the death of your lvl 56 otter
5:watch the stupid spino walk away…
How to protect your tames from a spino attack
1:make a pen for your tames
2:level them up so they can fight back
3:watch the stupid lizard kill your tames in a matter of seconds
4:go into a corner to morn the death of your lvl 56 otter
5:watch the stupid spino walk away because it’s a blood thirsty jerk
Hope this 'advice' helped
Friend: They are slow weak things, you can tame them on land.
Me: Ok. *Heads home, fires tranq arrow, think "What am I doing" turns and runs.
RIP
spawns back, level 35 pterodon kills level 60 spino.
Me: *walking down the beach* wow this is the perfect place to build a base!
(Hours later)
Me: hey that rock in the lake looks really weird! Wait... why is it moving towards my dodos? Why is it getting bigger? WHAT THE HELL IS THA-
Dude, what are you doing in his swamp