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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok but whenever I see a spino I’m like- ima take that but then it either agros on me and then I have to kill it, or I knock it out and then another Dino kills it but I finally tames one today with my pt, Jff and I named it coal I love him now- he is only a level 40 but he is still awesome
Spino: Wanted to greet humans visiting, they shot me it’s so rude. So i’ll use them for food, im starving. I will fight a T-Rex, wrestle him. i’ll star in this thriller, most effective killer, so i ask. Am i hybrid, or natural? Question that i ponder cause i’m so much stronger than the rest. Am i hybrid, or natural?! Hunting down the humans cause they hit my huge fin with their plane. Am i natural, or hybrid dino? Am i natural, or hybrid dinoooo?
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OMGGG SPINO iZ BETTER DAN REX IN EVERY WaY REX IS BAD LOL!!111! REK IS WaYYYd tooOo OBeerRATED HAHAlOl
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Wow, the Spino is really good! Honestly I think it’s a tad bit better than Rex because it is faster and has a water buff.
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How to tame the Spino: _; It’s utilities are that it can _;
How to protect your tames from a spino attack
1:make a pen for your tames
2:level them up so they can fight back
3:watch the stupid lizard kill your tames in a matter of seconds
4:go into a corner to morn the death of your lvl 56 otter
5:watch the stupid spino walk away because it’s a blood thirsty jerk
Hope this 'advice' helped
I just saw one and I had to shoot an arrow at it and Argo it when it couldn’t see me. Then it killed me and when the timer was playing it destroyed my three story wooden house with all my supplies and three dodos in it. It also destroyed my sleeping bag so I got respawned in a completely different area. Thanks FLIPPING sacro!!!!