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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I tamed one of these bad boys, it was a Max level, named it razorback, and life was easy. Until that fateful day. We were out gathering some prime for a giga tame, when, out of nowhere, a player on a 476 giga runs out of the forest and beats the sh*t out of us. Broke all my flak armour, and killed razorback. R.I.P Razorback, you were the best spino you could be. 😭
Ok but whenever I see a spino I’m like- ima take that but then it either agros on me and then I have to kill it, or I knock it out and then another Dino kills it but I finally tames one today with my pt, Jff and I named it coal I love him now- he is only a level 40 but he is still awesome
How to protect your tames from a spino attack
1:make a pen for your tames
2:level them up so they can fight back
3:watch the stupid lizard kill your tames in a matter of seconds
4:go into a corner to morn the death of your lvl 56 otter
5:watch the stupid spino walk away because it’s a blood thirsty jerk
Hope this 'advice' helped
Spino: Wanted to greet humans visiting, they shot me it’s so rude. So i’ll use them for food, im starving. I will fight a T-Rex, wrestle him. i’ll star in this thriller, most effective killer, so i ask. Am i hybrid, or natural? Question that i ponder cause i’m so much stronger than the rest. Am i hybrid, or natural?! Hunting down the humans cause they hit my huge fin with their plane. Am i natural, or hybrid dino? Am i natural, or hybrid dinoooo?
99.98% of comments:
OMGGG SPINO iZ BETTER DAN REX IN EVERY WaY REX IS BAD LOL!!111! REK IS WaYYYd tooOo OBeerRATED HAHAlOl
0.01% of comments:
Wow, the Spino is really good! Honestly I think it’s a tad bit better than Rex because it is faster and has a water buff.
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