Look a sarco oops its in the spinos stomach now
Spinosaurus
Jokes and funny moments about the Spinosaurus from ARK players.
Went to spy on a SPINO. Got killed by raptors
Roses are red, violets are blue, I guess I’m getting hungry, it’s time to eat you >:)
Run just run it’s as simple as that if some see spino just bola them and run
Me: yes!
Random Dodo: what?
Me: I just finished my lovely house, and it’s made of thatch! (He’s a new player)
Random Dodo: 😐
Me: what? 😂
Spino: I’m hungry!
Spino: I want lunch!
Me: Krap
Spino: nom!
The end
They say spino bad and I get mad
Cuz that’s not true 😤
So I was trying to knock out a Spino with torpor arrows but my baronyx fell down off the cliff so I went to save him but he was set to passive and he did not fight back at the spino. He killed my baronyx and that really made me mad so I killed him with my longneck rifle. I…
So I was trying to knock out a Spino with torpor arrows but my baronyx fell down off the cliff so I went to save him but he was set to passive and he did not fight back at the spino. He killed my baronyx and that really made me mad so I killed him with my longneck rifle. I tried it again but it ran off so far I couldn’t even see him. I still have not tamed one, but I will keep trying. Pls ^ this if you like
Me finds Dino
Also me it's a spin-oh
dies
Me:uh oh spino The spino:get yeeted out of here:spino yeets me Me:REEERRE!!!
Got killed 10 times by this guy. I used to run away from this. Now they are running away from me
So my tribe m8 told me to take my raft down the river. Here’s the story
Me: pulls up in dock with my raft.
Tribe m8: I heard there’s some good loot down at the riverbank yo
Me: o.o I’m just gonna... dashes tword my raft
At this piont u be like: WeR dA…
So my tribe m8 told me to take my raft down the river. Here’s the story
Me: pulls up in dock with my raft.
Tribe m8: I heard there’s some good loot down at the riverbank yo
Me: o.o I’m just gonna... dashes tword my raft
At this piont u be like: WeR dA sPoInO
It’s comin
Me: wer dis loot
Also me: sees spino
Me: oh sh**
Spino: screams at me
Me: turns raft around screaming
Spino:dashes tword me
Me: screams like a two year old at a theater watching a horror movie
Spino catches up and shreds my thatch raft and me and my dilo on the raft
So I am walking in zone 2 with my Rex and we went to a river and a 150 SPINO was running to me and my Rex my Rex did 1/4 damage to the spino and died but I tamed it ....... 5years later
I’m on a easy map and I go out and see TWO SPINOS at close to my base
I was just starting out in ark mobile.I Was on a beach,and there was a hill there.there were no raptors few silos no carnos.it was a safe place.I Built my Noobie Base,Thinking it was safe.Then,Out of nowhere,a Spins Spawned right on the beach next to the hill.And,There was A…
I was just starting out in ark mobile.I Was on a beach,and there was a hill there.there were no raptors few silos no carnos.it was a safe place.I Built my Noobie Base,Thinking it was safe.Then,Out of nowhere,a Spins Spawned right on the beach next to the hill.And,There was A large pile of megalodons.How Unfortunate.
I was low-lvl and wanted to build at a cool place, put worden foundations out and was running on a spino's mouth. Full of panic i ran away and Jumper down a cliff, lvl 130 Rex there...
After getting this bad boy, I will never run out of fish meat for my otters ❤
Me: Hey!!! I’m looking for a Spino do you know where any are??
My friend who plays Scorched Earth: What in the fu-
*you friend has been unfriended and blocked*
When Encountered: You have no chance of escaping. It will swim like a marlin and kill you. It will run like a raptor and cut your head off.
Fav Food: Your head, Duh🙄
I DONT KNOW WHY. BUT AT ONE TIME MY SPINO DIED TO A GODDAMN SARCO.
How to make spino:
1 dimetrodon
3 baryonxes
1 blender
4 hands
Put them in da blender and now u have a spino