Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

So my tribe m8 told me to take my raft down the river. Here’s the story
Me: pulls up in dock with my raft.
Tribe m8: I heard there’s some good loot down at the riverbank yo
Me: o.o I’m just gonna... dashes tword my raft
At this piont u be like: WeR dA sPoInO
It’s comin
Me: wer dis loot
Also me: sees spino
Me: oh sh**
Spino: screams at me
Me: turns raft around screaming
Spino:dashes tword me
Me: screams like a two year old at a theater watching a horror movie
Spino catches up and shreds my thatch raft and me and my dilo on the raft
More Spinosaurus Funny Tips
So I was strolling down a beach in south zone 1 with my dilo (danny) and I saw 1 at the end of the little bay at the footpaw. I decided to then go to the other side of the footpaw and saw a second spino. Long story short my dilo was set to aggressive and thought he could take on a spino lvl 56. RIP Danny January2020-April2020. Up arrow=f in chat for danny
You may think your delightful
But you are quite deceitful
…
I didn’t mean what I said just put down that rifal (gun)
I am sorry for what I said
Hopefully I brought a back up med
Now I am fill of dread
Because I’m about to be dead
Don’t make a spinosaurus angry
Or he will get hangry
Because he’s deceitful
He always has a rifal
And now I’m about to be dead hopefully I brought a back up med.
— plastic bag