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So my tribe m8 told me to take my raft down the river. Here’s the story

Me: pulls up in dock with my raft.

Tribe m8: I heard there’s some good loot down at the riverbank yo

Me: o.o I’m just gonna... dashes tword my raft

At this piont u be like: WeR dA sPoInO

It’s comin

Me: wer dis loot

Also me: sees spino

Me: oh sh**

Spino: screams at me

Me: turns raft around screaming

Spino:dashes tword me

Me: screams like a two year old at a theater watching a horror movie

Spino catches up and shreds my thatch raft and me and my dilo on the raft

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