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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have a paracetharium, is a tank jajaja, said him to escape while i threw trank arrows to the spino, the spino felt, i gave him his foot to tame it, a dilo attacked me and my paracetharium killed the spino and the dilo, i think he was a little confused and killed both to be sure._.
My spino be looking like if Deku and Kirishima had a kid bassicaly black and brocolli green and no I didn’t dye it (I ran out of dye because I decided to paint my entire metal house and it worked but ran out) I just found it today while taming a quetzal. Any name suggestions for it?(its a girl btw)
I walk through the rivers, hunting for those giant turtle things. I see a white spinosaurus. I want to tame it. I shoot tranq arrows at it, and it gets angry. I try to run backwards and shoot arrows at the same time as it gains on me. Suddenly, as it is about to shove my entire body into its gleaming jaws, it stops, and looks me in the eye. It turns, and walks away, wading deep into the river, real close to the ocean. Just as it is about to look back and wave me a final goodbye, a megolodon and his four or so buddies drag him into the water, and it perished, eaten by the sharks. Once they eat their fill, I wade in and pick up its item cache. It had keratin and electronics. Smh. RIP white spino.