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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have a paracetharium, is a tank jajaja, said him to escape while i threw trank arrows to the spino, the spino felt, i gave him his foot to tame it, a dilo attacked me and my paracetharium killed the spino and the dilo, i think he was a little confused and killed both to be sure._.
I was at level 10, I was new to the game, and I had only tamed moschops and a dilophosaurus before. I took my slingshot and spent about ten minutes launching rocks on one of these guys from a cliff, hoping to knock him out. I was unsuccessful because he started to run away. Now that I think about it, I have no idea what I would have done if I actually knocked him out. He either would have drowned in the river or I would have been eaten by piranhas trying to get to him. Never saw him again, but I nicknamed him Spino Dino.
I walk through the rivers, hunting for those giant turtle things. I see a white spinosaurus. I want to tame it. I shoot tranq arrows at it, and it gets angry. I try to run backwards and shoot arrows at the same time as it gains on me. Suddenly, as it is about to shove my entire body into its gleaming jaws, it stops, and looks me in the eye. It turns, and walks away, wading deep into the river, real close to the ocean. Just as it is about to look back and wave me a final goodbye, a megolodon and his four or so buddies drag him into the water, and it perished, eaten by the sharks. Once they eat their fill, I wade in and pick up its item cache. It had keratin and electronics. Smh. RIP white spino.