A rock lemme get flint…2 seconds later: 😵😵😵😵 me friend: heh-😵

Ok so If you see a spino make sure to punch it and stand still it will give you 80 gold trust me so cool glitch

Iim planning to get a spino soon - but due to the fact that I play single player and there are too many sad stories about dead spinos (mostly bubbles he will be missed ) imma make mine just sit around at base with my 38 other Dinos just casually chilling for no clear reason lol

Me: spawns in South Zone 1

Every Spinosaurus in existence: “Allow us to introduce ourselves.”

I found a spino in the water and it ran into the forest the next day I got back on and ran into the forest trying to get to the other side where my base was then the spino was there I was lv 4 it one hit me I still want revenge this day when I get better dinos and I am a high level it's gonna be revenge time I have 3 dilos I did not take them tho

When somebody says spinos are cowardly because REASONABLY they ran away once they were at 100 HP: Yes, you can say that again to my 3450 HP Spino and her best bud, my 16352 HP Basilo. Go ahead, say spinos are cowardly to their faces. Go ahead and say it...

Me: named baby spino Iceland

Romania : frog 🐸) o, bunā

Finland : 🇮🇸???

Moldova 🇲🇩: * cry laugh 😂 ing *

*** it’s just a meme with frogs 🐸

🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🇲🇩🇮🇸🇫🇮🇪🇪

🇪🇪: oh hello Dracul... I mean Dragostea.... 🇷🇴

🇵🇹: eu não sou um MACARICO!

🇧🇷: maçarico?!? Seriously? ( from Portuguese Dragostea din tei NUMA NUMA song )

I thought he was running from me but no…AH

Fun fact, do not go in the water while running from one of them.

REAL MEN USE STICKS AND STONES WITHOUT BREAKING BONES👌🏾😏

If you sing “if you step on a crack to break your moms back!” By a female spino. It will be made because its Sail I connect to its back and if it rolls over. It dies.

(In real life note ark) (sorry)

I came across one of these things on my trips inland on my sarco (lv 112). As soon as I saw it I froze, and climbed onto the nearest tall rock. I got my first tranq arrow out, wondering whether to shoot it, when it took down a bronto. I noped outa there and tamed a doedicurus

In the choice between Sarco or Kapro, I would choose spinosaurus.

#rexhatersgang

Tell ur friend to ko it like 1punch man

Learnt the hard way wood isn't a good house material

My friend had a fully imprinted spino... but then they died. (There waz a whole family of spinos the dad and son died) spinos are his favorite dinosaur in ark...poor guy

If this had it’s jurracic buddy in Ark, we would be doomed.

Step 1: let it destroy ur base

Step 2: get a Friend

Step 3: get a pte

Step 4: unleash hell from above on it

*hears ringtone*

Me : They added phones?! I need one for meh Facebook

*hears again*

Me: I must make one

*hears stomping and trees crashing*

Me: WHAT THE HELL

*starts writing will*

These things are easy to tame you need 50 narcotics and a crossbow and 30 tranq arrows easy (for me i tamed one when i was level 20 heh)