Scene from Jurassic Park three will haunt me forever…

“I know its my dad ‘cause of that cheap satellite phone ring tone!”

*du du Duda da du da. Du du Duda da du da da.

“Wait didn’t I last lend that to-?

*ROAR! ROOAAAAR!*

“OH GOSH RUN RUUUUN!”

That was me when I saw it on the beach 😱😱😱🪦🪦🪦

This thing isn’t scary have you seen the dodos

Someone tames lvl 150 rex and their rex walks up to my 3450 HP spino who's lvl 28.

Rex: Haha, it's a cowardly spino. How dumb she is!

My Spino: Umm... did you just call me cowardly?

Rex: Yes. And what will you do about it?

My Spino: This. *Attacks*

Rex: YEAH! BRING IT ON!

*Two seconds later*

Ark: Your spino (lvl 28) Killed a Lvl 150 Rex!

My Spino: Oh Yeah! Take that silly rex!

Sigh* I was walking around enjoying my day when I got the message that I was being followed... I turned around and just before I died, I saw the flashing teeth of a Spino... *good times*

Rex: I'm the strongest!

Giga: noo I'm stronger

(Carchar, yuty, and allo join game)

(Rex left)

Carchar: um actually I'm the most powerful

Yuty: I have nuked peoples bases

Allo: I have destroyed 150,000,000,000 servers with just my arms

(Spino joins game)

Spino: where's giga?

(Everyone expect Spino left)

Pov: a dimetradon and a baryonyx had a baby and then fed it steroids

Spino:*touches water*

Literally a second later* spino has ascended past the ark*

Me:ah **** here we go again

When i played ark the spinos design is cool and almost looks like a real life one. Once they recovered more fossiles of the spinosaurus. I saw the tail is like a Eel's body.And i thought "are you serious. Ark make another TLC for the spino bc it has a eel's body on its tail and make it that it swims faster in the water not baryonyx speed"my brain is flat out fried from finding out spinos have a eel like tail

Spinos are basicle mutated reaper kings with a sail as a saddle

Me just being a savage player

SPINO:DIEEE!!!!

ME:O MAE WA MOU

SPINO:woah now there we don't gotta get crazy

ME:admin rifle time

Spino: nah :v

Do we all agree that spinous have terrible turning circle

I accidentally drove mine off a cliff

Rip King Fred the First

-Ripasaurus

Really easy and useful take for early game! Just knock it out with your slingshot at a distance and feed it mejoberries :)

Me taming a parasuras

Spino : swane neir me

Me : bro what the hiilll

Spino : hells coming for you

Me : Takes out a giga

Spino : aaaham I am going to kill trike and that weird 🐢

Me and giga : 👍🫡

Spino>Rex spino>Rex spino>Rex pretend I spammed that onto the tip

Spino needs to be bigger and more red makes them intimidating and tame a dark colour one for sneak attacks

I was riding a parasaur on south one and I saw like 3-4 of these things and I said isnt this the easy zone

Me: gathering resources to build a house

Spino: ooooo u playin Minecraft. LIKE YA CUT G

it walks on 2 legs! this is amazing

Friend:hey what's ringing? Me: have they added phones in ark? Friend: but it's coming from the river there Me: wait a sec don't go in that river Friend: hey I think it's getting closer Me: Jesus krist it's a spino GAME: Friend got killed by level 150 spinosaurus Me: Fuck.... GAME: you just got killed by level 150 spinosaurus

Spinosaur AI reaching you: 0 IQ Spinosaur AI reaching the dinosaur you ordered him to attack: 200 IQ