How to tame: Solve the Collatz Conjecture in 10 seconds while being charged at by a Carno. Then spino gets mind blown and gets perpetually unconscious. Then, feed meat.
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Spinosaurus
Jokes and funny moments about the Spinosaurus from ARK players.
Spino population around spino lover & best tamer/breeder in ark: 0
Spino population around a helpless beach bob: 1000
Is it just me or am I the only one I feel like there’s one place on the island where one of these bad bois spawn
Once I was gonna tame one of these guys I saw one attack a I just stop and watch it suddenly the spino said forget the megladon u look tasty.
Listen, these things will fight anything in the wild, it will fight a wild giga, for fun, I’m not even joking, if you come up to a wild Spino that isn’t fighting anything, there are only 3 possibilities, one, it’s tamed, two it’s already killed everything within a 400…
Listen, these things will fight anything in the wild, it will fight a wild giga, for fun, I’m not even joking, if you come up to a wild Spino that isn’t fighting anything, there are only 3 possibilities, one, it’s tamed, two it’s already killed everything within a 400 meter radius, or three, it hasn’t seen you yet
*NERD ALERT* ACKCHYUALLY, most spinosaurs were bigger than Giganotosaurs, therefore, if this game were to be accurate, Spino would take the place of the Giga
Me: This spawn point is going to be easy
Spino: Alright then he asked for it
What is this thing
Two or four legs
Back fin or no back fin
What does this thing look like
Every og has got demolished by this thing :[
1st evo: dimetrodon
2nd evo: kapro
3rd evo: sarco
4th evo: baryonyx
5th evo: spino
From the smallest and weakest to something that’ll make you sh*t yourself
Spino: hi everyone how is it-
Gigantosaurus: I am gonna eat you up
Spino: mhm sure why not doesn’t really matter
Gigantosaur: … *mind* too smart
Gigantosaurus has left the hall of fame sadly… and the game too
Spino: like I was saying…
Who would win a super scary fish Dino of doom who is sup a strong or a tree cat
My spiino keeps pooping on her Fertilzed eggs
Grab a spino and name him a stupid name like hi.Then tame about 1213 dodos. Now get your spino level 150. Invite your friend to a 1v1 and use your dodo army then as he begs for mercy call in your spino friend. Keep the dodos and then finish him. He will never look at you the…
Grab a spino and name him a stupid name like hi.Then tame about 1213 dodos. Now get your spino level 150. Invite your friend to a 1v1 and use your dodo army then as he begs for mercy call in your spino friend. Keep the dodos and then finish him. He will never look at you the same again.
I would recommend shooting with shotgun darts from hovering quetza or you will probably die and you can’t outrun it on a deino/raptor
Say hello to death.
It will find you.
And it will kill you.
They’re all good until u see the lvl you need for saddle :,(
Sigh* I was walking around enjoying my day when I got the message that I was being followed... I turned around and just before I died, I saw the flashing teeth of a Spino... *good times*
What do you get when you mix a Spinosaurus with a flamethrower?
Fiery doom.
Real men knock it out at level 4