Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the sinomacrops? Funny sinomacrops jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-10-04T21:01:52+00:00

BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-02T04:27:15+00:00

So I was going through the jungle with my moms lucky machete and I see this thing snatch me like the boiz snatch my golden necklace and pick me up like 200 ft off the floor and than dropped me and I died, moments later I see this thing wearing my gear smh it’s sad times.

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-06-06T20:28:09+00:00

watch me fly, aren’t I so pretty?

Pull out your chitin, don’t think it’s risky!

I’m only a friendly little glider,

Tame me and warm me by your fire,

I’ll keep the pego theives away,

And your items won’t go astray,

Welcome me in, you’ll be happy,

Ugh, now my song is getting sappy!

Songwriter (I’m new)

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-05-21T14:42:55+00:00

These thing will dive bomb on you. They’re as annoying as those flying bugs. RRRRR WHY ARK!?!

Ok peace people I’m outa here

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-02-10T15:26:50+00:00

They eat BUG SKIN!!!!!!!!!

Yo they need some one to introduce meat into their life or at least berries BUT BUG SKIN ARK DEVS WWWWHHHHYYY

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-02-06T18:36:15+00:00

Sino: huh

The Pego: hehe

Sino: * Screams * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :p

Pego: THE HECK IM OUT

Human: huh?

Sino: nothing wrong!

The Pego: note to self, tamed Sinos are scary :(

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2022-02-05T11:03:01+00:00

Your Movement speed + water + fly button= Too fast I think I found a bug lol holy moly. Where am I?

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2022-01-29T00:30:46+00:00

The creator of ark:we should make a new dino!

co worker 1:good idea!

co worker 2:sure!

creator of ark:it should be like the archae

co worker 2:*makes a archae on steroids* (aka sinomacrop)

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2022-01-12T12:46:29+00:00

People are probably still complaining that carchar didn’t get in the game

If they didn’t read the ark community crunch that says “in addition to the 3 new creatures releasing in June on fjordur the carcharodontosaurus will be released in a separate update later in 2022”

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2021-12-16T11:13:08+00:00

Who shoved a rainbow down this poor bats throat????

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2021-11-09T10:22:28+00:00

2nd best shoulder or back pet!😂🤣🤣 RUGER5264 -2021

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2021-10-21T23:58:40+00:00

Butterfly evolution with flying for wizard of ozzzzzz

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2025-02-16T16:45:42+00:00

Theas we're my first fliers

So fun

Day.1 I wan't a sino to fly 🕊️💸🕊️💸🕊️💸

Day2 citan× 120=tamed sino

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2023-07-14T04:49:37+00:00

Why does it say lvl 300 on the top. is that a rare lvl cap or something?

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2022-11-30T10:12:14+00:00

But then I saw he was wearing chitin armor

and I took that personally

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2022-07-08T01:18:00+00:00

It’s not nice when you say it’s on steroids because my dad uses steroids assigned by the doctor that makes me sad because I feel like your makin fun of my dad 🥺😭🥺

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2022-02-14T23:05:20+00:00

This thing look like a squirrel and a butterfly had a baby... XD

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2021-12-31T21:08:07+00:00

I was looking for one hour. Found one it flew away looked for it for 30 min. found another one got attacked by a dragonfly accidentally angered a dimorphodon in the process and got killed while on a pterodactyl. And this kids is why I deleted ark. I also didn’t know you could get killed while on a mount by a dimorph

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2021-11-07T19:45:32+00:00

I hope this will not be like the microraptor

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-11-19T20:04:29+00:00

Don’t be negative berrie-ur mom