What are some funny jokes or stories about the sinomacrops? Funny sinomacrops jokes submitted by ARK players.
GOSH I WISH I HAD A PC TO PLAY LOST ISLAND SINOMACROPS ARE ADORABLE theyre the reason i want to play lost island im a mobile player
Me, * thinks of a Rex *
My sino, RAWRRRRRR
Me, wha…
That night
My sino, RAWRRRRRRRRRR
Me, f*
Next morning
A pack of pegos, TIME TO CAUSE HELL
My sino, NOT TODAY
Also the pack of pegos, AAAAAAAAAAAH
Me, what is it now?!?
Dragon_
This man is scrub man he want to tame
ALL HAIL THE GLORIFIED SUGAR GLIDER! You know what never mind I’m bad at this
~Tina on Dododex originals
If this were on the island in mobile
Bye bye argy I’m replacing you…
Dev 1:hmmm dev 2 what should we make?
Dev 2:featherlight painted and ate steroids
Dev 1: … ew…
Dev 2: you don’t like it-
Dev 1: PUT IT IN THE GAME RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Dev 2: yey!
What even is this thing man.
ruger ur not funny. /j /lh
-berrie
Oh I’m gonna name you Carl *looks at your chitin armor* oh your so cute * latches on to you* I STILL LOVE YOU BUT IT HURTS😩😫😩😫😫😫😩
Kinda upset that we didn’t get carcar but hey at least I won’t get mobbed by pegos
*5 days later*
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY DIDNT WE GET CARCAR
Some random Dino murders mine
GOTTA DEATH WISH????????
Ploopy
Why the shoulder pet.
Alright, who gave Crash Bandicoot wings?
So cute reminds me of a uh uh squirrel/butterfly/cat
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This is true change the sino in its name to water and its name is watermacrops
Is chitin even edible?
Some one help me figure out what wildcard was thinking
NYYYOM
EEEEEEEEE
*PLANE NOISES*
How is it able to carry my 120 kg character?
A sloth squiriel... so r they going to add sloth rex rat?
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