Dev 1: we need a dino for lost island.

Dev 2: what about a new rex like creature?

Dev 1: no we have enough rex like creatures in the game.

Dev 3: what about a flying squirel butterfly?

Dev 1: thats weird. I LIKE IT!

-Shadow

Yo I had a dream that ark Mobile has had all the new dinos

It will never happen

I had a dream that I was on lost island and there were axolotls and cars in temples... I have weird dreams

I shall name it Flying Rat, the destroyer of worlds, conquer of Microraptors, and vicious enemy and challenger for peanut the otter’s cuteness, may his Reign of adorableness last until something better is released.

Me going to temple in chitin armor: so peaceful

Sign: Beware of Sinomacrops

Me: I have chitin...

Sinomacrops: WE SMELL CHITIN

Me: Hi?

Me: *Gets swarmed by Sinomacrops*

You were killed by Sinomacrops lvl 24

I tamed one and it just flew away! 😂😂🤣

Does this remind all you star wars fans of a porg and a squirrel combined?

*Sad Archaeopteryx noises* Rest In Peace no one ever used you really

POV you put a monkey and a butterfly in a room together and turn on mating

This is just an archeopex on steroids

1 word: Adorwable!

U.p if it is

Pegomastax: sees survivor: TIME TO CAUSE HELL

Sino: NO

Pego: AH NO RUNNNNNN

The emolga of ark. Fun.

W O R D S

Ploopy

Frickin sinomacrops are so cute! I try to tame one and this happened!

Day 1, I wanted to tame a sinomacrops on the beach sand of the 4 mouths or something. I didn’t know it was labeled HARD. I see a sinomacrops! :ooo RAPTOR COMES BEHIND AND KILLS ME! Rip!

Day 2, I spawn same place and see sinomacrops jump and come over to me. I had seen on YouTube on how you place torches and signs around it and it is trapped! I start placing them and then the sinomacrops was like PEACE!

Day 3, tired of trying to get sinomacrops so is just goin to chase it. Level 130 comes up and I feed it chitin! Sinomacrops tamed! I cloned it and took its clone out! Friking other tribe kills it, and I realized that it wasn’t the clone.. rip

Welp that’s all, did you like it? 10 thumbs up and I will make a we will be right back or a raiding story! -Wingnut (the metal bolt idk why I named my ark player that)

One time i was playing on a boosted server and increased most of its levels in melee damage, so now when it screeches, it occasionally slaughters an entire river basin

Now remember to feed your gliding suit! 😂🤣🤣 RUGER5264 - 2021

Hehehehe. A Sloth Moth Squirrel

Wait... There's a new creature their adding to lost island yes!!!!!

A sinomacrops a day will keep the Pegos seagulls microraptors troodons And Fall damage Away