Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So I was going through the jungle with my moms lucky machete and I see this thing snatch me like the boiz snatch my golden necklace and pick me up like 200 ft off the floor and than dropped me and I died, moments later I see this thing wearing my gear smh itβs sad times.
More Sinomacrops Funny Tips
Dev 1: we need a dino for lost island.
Dev 2: what about a new rex like creature?
Dev 1: no we have enough rex like creatures in the game.
Dev 3: what about a flying squirel butterfly?
Dev 1: thats weird. I LIKE IT!
-Shadow
I had a dream that I was on lost island and there were axolotls and cars in temples... I have weird dreams
Yo I had a dream that ark Mobile has had all the new dinos
It will never happen
I shall name it Flying Rat, the destroyer of worlds, conquer of Microraptors, and vicious enemy and challenger for peanut the otterβs cuteness, may his Reign of adorableness last until something better is released.
Me going to temple in chitin armor: so peaceful
Sign: Beware of Sinomacrops
Me: I have chitin...
Sinomacrops: WE SMELL CHITIN
Me: Hi?
Me: *Gets swarmed by Sinomacrops*
You were killed by Sinomacrops lvl 24
I tamed one and it just flew away! πππ€£
Cute π
A tip need more damn words
Does this remind all you star wars fans of a porg and a squirrel combined?
*Sad Archaeopteryx noises* Rest In Peace no one ever used you really
This is just an archeopex on steroids