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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the shinehorn? Funny shinehorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was playing ARK with my brother then he said how do I jump how do I eat how do I drink I was annoyed until he said what’s that will it give me food?
I looked at it and it was a shine horn and I was like don’t kill it and how did It get here?then de oof I did have some things to tame it but then he killed it and I was like...DUDE I WAS SEEING IF IT COULD BE TAMES WITH ROCKARROTS.and my brother was like how do I eat meat? I was like bruh...
Hooman meh nub 2 left ARK
Ah I see people are making their own protection groups for these adorable lil guys, the otter god, the jerboa king, the bulb dog gaurdian, they archaeopteryx protector, We shall make ourselves known, we are the shinehorns mafioso, if you hurt one of my boys, I’ll skin you alive