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I was playing ARK with my brother then he said how do I jump how do I eat how do I drink I was annoyed until he said what’s that will it give me food?
I looked at it and it was a shine horn and I was like don’t kill it and how did It get here?then de oof I did have some things to tame it but then he killed it and I was like...DUDE I WAS SEEING IF IT COULD BE TAMES WITH ROCKARROTS.and my brother was like how do I eat meat? I was like bruh...
Hooman meh nub 2 left ARK
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I had one, I named it little Smokey. Little Smokey protected me fearlessly from the nameless. In one last ditch effort to protect little Smokey from the scorching sun I uploaded little Smokey... little Smokey fell a victim to the ark network. We will always remember you little Smokey! *sob*
Of you ever kill one of these... I WILL FIND YOU AND BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE THEN TELL THE SHINEHORNS WHAT YOU DID AND KILL YOU IN FRONT OF THEM BY DROPPING YOU IN A PIT FULL OF ARTHROPLEURAS TROODONS PEGOMASTAX ICTHYORNIS NAMELESS PIRANHAS AMD EVERY OTHER HORRIBLY ANNOYING CREATURE AND AN ARMY OF REAPERS